Harley and joker oneshots

Truth

Harley pov
I was home alone again. You think after all this time mistah J would stay with me. After last night after everything!
"Harley,I'm home!" "Coming mistah J."
When I got to the top of the stairs I saw my puddin talking to frosty. Is he in a good mood? I hope so.
I walk down the stairs and get next to mistah J.
"Hi puddin,how was your day?" "Fine."
He said firmly. Oh no he's not in a good mood. He walked over to the couch and turned on the evening news. I sat next to him and watched the news with him. "So um puddin." "What Harley?" "I was thinking maybe we could- Harley no! God your so stupid!" " I'm sorry puddin." "Oh Harley what am I going to do with you." He mumbled under his breath. "What was that?" "Nothing Harley." "Okay."
After a few minutes of silence I got up and went to our bedroom.
"Ugh! Why can't he just give me attention instead of calling me stupid! Ugh I hate this does he even love me? Because if he does he's got a funny way of showing it."
The I laid on the bed my face in the pillow getting teary because of all the thoughts I kept on having.
Does he love me
No he doesn't
He could care less about you
He rather you die than live
He hates you!
My thoughts where interrupted my foot steps entering the room.
I knew who it was but I didn't want to look at him. "Harley." "What?" "You okay?" "Yeah fine why?" "Because your crying in a pillow." "I'm not crying." "Then why won't you look at me and why are you sniffling?" Because I'm sick!" "Harley you never get sick." "Well I did."
Then he picked up Me up and put me in his lap.
"Harley baby what's wrong?" "I'm fine!" "Then why are you yelling?" "I'm not!"
Authors pov
Then Harley started crying in his chest.
"Okay Harley shhhhh." "I'm sorry puddin." "For what?" "For everything for yelling for being just everything about me!" The joker chuckled and said, and what's wrong with you?" "Well I'm a slut,cry baby,pussy- oh Harley Harley Harley Harley." "What?" "You are not a slut or anything else you said." "Then why don't you love me!"" Now where did you get that thought?" "You! You never show me that you love me! And sex doesn't count that just shows that I'm a punching bag and a sex toy!" "Harley you know I love you okay." "You got a funny way of showing it." "Harley you know I can't show love very well." "Mistah J,you know how to show love remember you were going to do anything to get me back!" "I know it's because well,don't tell anyone I said this but,I missed you, your laugh smile your body,the way you do things, the way you cry,the way you come to me about lots of things some things I wish you didn't but you do, the way you comfort me when I'm in a bad mood even when I push you away you will always stay. God damn it Harley, I love you okay!" Harley didn't know what to say she just sat in his lap with tears of joy down her face." Puddin I had no idea you felt that way." "Well I do,but don't repeat it to anyone not even yourself or to me not even Ivy got it!" "Yes daddy." Harley said with a giggle. "I love you too daddy." "What did you call me Harley?" "Daddy." "Mmmmmm." He growled and got on top of her."puddin." "God I've missed all these stupid nick names you gave me." That made Harley giggle.
Then he started kissing her neck. "Mmmm more please ugh!" Harley moaned. "Oh come on you can beg better than that." "Please daddy please please give me more!" "I guess that was good enough." He said while stroking her pussy. "Geez Harley your getting wet really fast." "I'm sorry just it feels so good!" "That's what I like to hear."
After 3 hours of fun
"Wow that felt really really really good." "Better than good sweets." That made Harley giggle. "Well my dear I think it's time for you to go to bed." "No I want to be with you more." "Harley, ugh if you want I'll lay by you." "And maybe cuddle?" Harley added on. "Sure."
Then Harley got in his chest and the joker wrapped his arms around her small body. "I love you puddin." "I love you too sweets." Then Harley fell asleep in his arms.
"Oh I can't believe you said all that!" Said one of the jokers voices.
Hey shit up she needed to know
Yeah just think because of her stupid mind she will forget!
No she won't I hope she does but she won't!
You've gone soft J!
No I haven't I just don't want anything bad to happen to her.
What if the bat finds out she's your one weakness!
He won't I treat her like trash when he's around or anyone really.
But what if he does he will take her a maybe hurt her.
He won't and I will always find her no matter who or what takes her.

And by that last thought the joker went to sleep.