Harley and joker oneshots

Switched

What if joker was the normal one, who fell in love with the insane Harley Quinn

" mister Napier, your new patient is Harley Quinn." "You can't be serious? Right? She's crazy! She's killed all of her doctors, I don't want to be next! With all do respect sir." "Don't tell me you're becoming a pussy sir?" "No sir.." " then go!"
At that Jack left to Harley Quinn's cell..

"Awww you must be my new doctor! I have to say I had grown attached to my other one, but I will give you that your a lot hotter then the last one." "I Uhh, look I'm not here to flirt, I'm here to help you, from whatever has happened to you." "Aww that's cute, but I don't need any help mister Napier." "How..?" "Name tag. Ya know you aren't to bright." "Look, i don't have to deal with this, I can just send you to the electric bed." "You mean the over sized vibrater? No thanks, I rather be filled up by you.." "I umm.. stop! I know what your doing, and it won't work!"
Harley then rolled her eyes, "you're no fun!" Harley spat out.
"This is supposed to help! Not be fun! Now.... tell me ms. Quinn how did this happen?"

A/N
Yeah I know terrible but funny thing is, I started writing this seriously during Christmas break lol but I'm trying lol
I've been watching a bunch of riverdale, and I ship Betty and Jughead so if y'all want I can write a story about them or one shots
I probably will any ways lol well I have y'all enjoyed
~xoxo