Harley and joker oneshots

Muse of the clown

"Harley wake up!" Joker yelled
It was 2 in the morning and joker was in the verge of an idea but needed Harley for it,she was his muse but he usually doesn't need to wake her up but this time it was very important.
"What puddin,its early." "I need my muse to be awake for this." "Why?" "Because,I have this idea but I can't get them to smile." "What?" "The piranhas! They don't smile!" "Then hang the guy upside down." "Harley! That's a smart idea." "Can I go back to bed now?" "No,I need you to stay up with me in my office so we can work." "Carry me?" Harley asked while holding her arms out.
"Fine!"
Joker then picked her up bridle style and carried her to his office.
In the office
"Okay Harley do not go to sleep,because I am going to reward you for that idea but I can easily punish you for sleeping." "Yes sir." Harley said while going back to sleep.
"Harley what did I just say!?" "I'm sorry puddin I'm just really tired." "We'll wake up! Now if he hang him upside down he will see the smiles,Harley are you getting all this?" "Hmm what yeah he'll see the smiles." "Good,but I want to see your pretty blue eyes." "I'm sorry,I'm not used to staying up half the night puddin." "Yeah yeah you need your beauty rest but if we go to bed now we will forget this and daddy's going to be upset,you don't want daddy upset do you?" "No daddy." "Good now let's see,we would have to take off his belt,how would we do that? Harley any ideas?" "Huh oh um take him out with a drug or something." "Your smart when your tired." "Daddy I'm tired please can I go to bed we wrote everything down." "Yeah but what if we come up with something else." "Okay." "What will wake you up?" "I don't know." "Come sit on daddy's lap."
Harley did what he said and curled up to him.
"Better?" "Mhm."

Later that night or morning i don't know anymore!
Harley was asleep in jokers lap and joker was working away.
" we will just talk about this in the morning or when you wake up." Joker said then kissing her forehead.
And at that joker carried her back to there bedroom tucked her in and went back to his office.
"Puddin?" "Hm?" "Where are ya going?" "Office." "No lay by me please." "Harley I'm busy okay,see you when you wake up." "But I sleep better when your cuddling me." "Ugh Harley,no okay be a big girl and sleep on your own." "But puddin-" "night Harley."