Harley and joker oneshots

One white hair

Harley's pov
I was look at myself in the mirror,making sure I looked perfect for Mistah J,but I noticed something. Something sooooooo bad!
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! What the fuck is this! Holy shit! Why! I can't age! Why the fuck do I have a white hair!"
I had tears in my eyes thinking,what will my puddin think? Will he throw me out? No. Right?

I guess I'm going to find out,because I hear him running up the stairs shit!

"What the fuck is wrong!? I'm trying to have a meeting and all I can hear is your damn screaming!" "I'm sorry puddin,I just up hit my knee." "That's it! All that fuss over you hurting your knee!?" "Well no-" "ugh Harley we will talk about this later! Now be quiet!" "Yes sir."

He then left and I started crying.
"He's going to kick me out for being an old hag!"

A few hours later
I was passing back and forth thinking to myself  what to do what to do!

He then walked in,scaring the living shit out of me.

"Geez Harley,jumpy much?" He said with a chuckle.
"I'm sorry puddin,how was your meeting?" "Would have been better if a little girl wasn't screaming." "Oh I'm sorry puddin." "It's alright,now why where you screaming?" "Because umm I fell-" "I want the god damn truth!" "Okay,well um I well,I have a fucking white hair! I thought I couldn't age! What happened!?"
I then clasped on the ground crying.

"Hey baby it's okay." He said while cuddling me on the ground.
"Why are you making a big deal about this?" "Because I can't age! And if I age I can't do anything and if I can't age! And if I age you'll throw me out!" "No I won't baby,and baby,it's a little hair,this might happen with this. It's normal." "But- but-but-" "but nothing baby,your beautiful just the way you are." "Thank you puddin." I said while clearing my tears.
"So this is why you where screaming?" "Yes! I don't want to be old!" "You won't baby trust me."

A/N
Sorry it sucks but it was an idea and I'm sorry if it is rushed but all well it was an idea soooo I wrote it yay! Hope you all enjoyed it
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