Harley and joker oneshots

A life without you

"Hey puddin." "Hey babe,do you need anything,because I'm kinda busy so if you do need something make it quick."  "Well um it's getting late so I thought we could go to bed together." "Yeah,just a few more minutes then I'll be in bed okay." "Okay puddin."

Later that night
"Oh god I could be getting so much more work done but all well." Said joker quietly so Harley wouldn't wake up.
"Sometimes I wonder what it be like if I never met you."

The next morning
"Oh morning Harley." Joker said ready for there morning cuddles. "Harley? Who's Harley?" "What who the fuck are you?!" "Haley your girlfriend." "What no Harley's girlfriend!" "Harley? Oh you mean the girl that lives down the street with her boyfriend,sweetie are you drunk?" "No." "well,I have to go let me know when you fell better."
Haley said and left the house.
Harley had brown hair with a little butt and very little breast but skinny but not as skinny as Harley but still pretty.
"Ugh what the hell happen!?" "I need to find Harley."
Joker then walked down the street and knocked on there door.
"Go get the damn door you slut!" Harley's boyfriend yelled. "Yes sir."
"Hey um can I help you?" "Harley?" "Listen can you make it quick I have things to do." "Who is it?" "Wait are you cheating on me!" "No honey I don't even-" "shut up! Now your going upstairs and make sure all your clothes are off!" "Okay."
He then shut the door in front of jokers face.
"Oh go me wanting to know what it was like without her! That means she still has her abusive boyfriend and i have some slut. What have I done!"
Joker then hides around there house till her boyfriend left.
"And you stay here understand!"
Her boyfriend then left.

"Harley open the door!"
Harley then open the door.
"What are you doing here?" "Here to show you I love you baby,more than anything." "But you don't even know me!" "Yes I do and if you let me in I can show you!" "Okay come in."
He then took her to there bedroom.
"Okay show me." "Well I know you like being cuddled when you wake up,I know your afraid of the dark,I know how you like having sex,I know your favorite colors, red and black and sometimes you like pink and blue,I know where your really ticklish,you feet,and the place where you can easily be hurt is on your thigh which is not counting your pussy or breast." "Not even my boyfriend knows that, how do you?" "Because I love you more than anything." "Thanks-" "I knew it!" "Yeah what the hell J?" "Harleen! I swear I'm going to kill-"
And at that moment he was shot.
"That takes care of that problem,and."
Boom!
"That problem." Joker said after killing Haley.
"Come on Harley,let go back to my place and clean up your bruises,because I know you have some."
But then Harley started to disappear.
"What the hell!"
At that joker woke up in his bed and with his lover next to him.
"Harley? Harley wake up!" "What why?" "Oh thank god it is you!" "What are you-" "Let's say I had a weird dream." "Can you tell me later,I'm tired puddin." "Right love you baby girl." "Love you too puddin."
He then started cuddling her to where it made her smile and the joker to smile a soft smile."

Does this story suck? Yes but it was an idea and here you go
Xoxo