I've had some people asking...
You're right. There is NO mention of lube or condoms or other shit for pussies who are afraid of having kids then their kids grow up and leave and never come back, but when they finally do it's to visit you as you're slowly dying in your nursing home while watching old soap operas that everyone seems to have forgotten about.
'Like time through an hourglass, these are the Days of our Lives.'
They can hear the TV blaring, but they know your hearing aids broke last week and you have ObamaCare and shit so they don't ask you to turn it down. All they ask is that when you die you make sure that they are in your Will for money and shit. And you know they won't spend it on the grandchildren that you want and they have yet to produce, because their shit boyfriend still hasn't been putting out, which is disappointing. All he can buy is cigarettes, beer and cocaine or whatever the fuck he does now.
Anyway, lube and condoms have yet to be introduced into the story. They might be later, but they aren't know. GET OVER IT.
YOU ARE READING
Forever (Mavin)
Fanfiction*THIS IS THE FIRST STORY I WROTE AND IT STARTS OFF REALLLLLLYYYYY SHITTY BUT IT GETS BETTER I SWEAR* I (and probably a lot of other people) just see everyone at Achievement Hunter as Internet celebrities, and sometimes forget that they have their ow...
