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Ben: beat that bitches ass

Jeff: *high pitched voice* aye

Ben: make him eat the grass

Jeff: *high pitched voice* aye

Ben: eat that boi's ass

Jeff: *high pitched voice* gay ga *normal voice* gay

Me jane and kira: hahaha

(Ends)

Maksy: maggie i just had sex!

Me: t-thats great masky come sit down

Masky: I can't my ass hurts

Me: 0_0

ends

*At the academy for the cp's*

Slendy: today class we will be watching a movie jeffery can you hit the lights?

Jeff: I'm on it Mr. Slendy *hits lights* ha

Slendy: Jeff-Jeffery get the fuck out

ENDS!!

Me: *talking to Elena* i know you heard that new shawn Mendes

mrs. smith: why do I here talking?

Me: cause you got ears you dumbass bitch!

mrs. smith: Maggie step outside for a minute

Ends bitch!

Smiley: it's time for my walk bitchass

Jeff: just one minute smiley

Smiley:  I WILL FUCKIN SHIT ON THIS FLOOR! take me out

Jeff 0_0

ENDS!

Jane: my room is haunted

Kira: jane why do you say that?

Jane: I hear weird voices at night

Kira: like what

Jane *deep voice* damn bitch you weird as fuck

Kira: oh!

One of my favs lmao

nurse ann: looks like you have aids

offendy: really?...why?....

nurse ann: bitch you've been fucking

Bleep!

Me: hey slendy what's for dinner?

Slendy: steak corn and a side of-

Sally: pussy!

Slendy: NO! And a side of-

Sally: *licks lips* pussy

Sally though 😏

me: mrs. smith how did i get a D on this test?

mrs. smith: class what is it called when maggie gets an A?

alex: imagination!

me: fight me fight me right now!!

I'm a savage! Boo0p!

Me: happy Father's day!

Slendy: I ain't got no fucking kids *throws pillow*

Me: oof

Slendy: pull out game strong though

Jeff: wait does he even?...

Kira: I don't fucking know why you asking me!!?!! *walks off *

Jeff: damn

Afhstw blopp

Hey guys hope you enjoyed this chapter!! I was reading one of TicciTobysSideChick chapters and it was funny asf but I'm gonna be making a book with my own ocs and cps! I'm gonna do a mixed one next time and I will update mostly this one and my living with the creepypastas!

Me: *bumps into a wall* what the fuck! Who put that there!?!

Sally: bye see you next chapter!

BEN: if she ever updates

Me: FUCK OFF!

Future me: sup bitches it's  disclaimer time! My stories will be on hold until I edit and find enough time in my -nonexistent to- many fanbases- schedule to actually start a new chapter so I have decided to edit my stories like no tomorrow since I started these books as a cringy 11- 12 year old hopefully it won't take long so yea BYE!!

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