Masky: hey maggie you wanna hear a joke?
Me: okay.... *weirded out look*
Masky: what did taylor swift say while going down the slide?
Me: i dont know.. What?
Masky: WEEEEEEE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!
Me: pfft! Hahah!!! *falls on floor laughing* HAHAHAHA AHAJANABGDJLAPQJ2I82U4HNDBfy&&$\×_×/\7×;.usjksnqkjdipqhs
Masky: 0_0
Me: hahahaha *starts banging head on coffee table* hahahahah!!
Masky: she needs jesus
What is love! No really what is it?
Alexs mom: *walks through front door* alex im home
Alex: ×_× *mangled up and all bloody*
Alexs mom:* SHES DEAD!! *starts dancing*
Alex: 0_0 mom....
Alexs mom* freezes* *turns head towards alex* 0_0 hii honey *awkward laugh*
Scotty sire
Someone i hate: hey were cool right? *puts hand up to shake mine*
Me: haha oh yeah were coo-*puts hand up like im about to shake hers* *puts middle finger up HA! fuck you! no im just kid- ha! *puts middle finger up again* NOO!!
Liza koshy
Me: *singing* yoouu sayyy im craaxzyy *stops singing* your probably right! Hahhah *starts up chainsaw* hahahah!!!
Slendy: damnit not again *non existant face palm*
David dobrik
*Pretty girl walks in*
Alex: *dying walrus noises* oh my god whos this chick thinking that shes all cute and shit! Im still the prettiest!!
Elena: YOU SOUND LIKE A DYING CAT!
Alex: D: BITCH!!
Me: oh yes you are honey! *sassy snap*
Jason nash
BEN: one direction sucks
Me: *triggered* say that again
Ben: one.direction.sucks
Me: *breathing heavily* ahh!! *slams bens head into door* ahh!
Ben: OW! What the fuck maggie!!
Me: ahhhhh *stabs ben repeatedly* *high pitched scream*
Splendy: he really needs to stop pissing maggie off *sighs* *dials nurse ann* yes again this time he insulted one direction
Nurse ann: i'll get ready for surgery *hangs up* may the lord be with him *goes to operating room*
BANG BANG YOU ALL OVER THIS ROOM!
Masky: ohh my mouth dry!
Hoodie: here drink this *passes empty 2 lt bottle*
Masky: *goes and drinks it* *takes bottle away from mouth* THIS BITCH EMPTY!! YEET! *throws bottle*
Kira: *passing by and gets hit* ow! WHAT THE FUCK!!??
Masky: SHIT RUUN!! *runs off*
Hoodie: *nervous laugh* heh heh hi?
Kira: *death glare*
Hoodie: *girl scream* ahhhh!! *runs off to room*
Kira: *has dark aura* GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE!!! *runs after them*
Baby sitting!!
Me: *talking into headset* agent pale ass this is maggie do you copy?
Jeff: *sighs* yes maggie i do
Me: and agent little dick do you copy?
BEN: agent what?!?
Me: agent little dick BITCH CLEAN THEM EARS!!
Hit me baby one more time!
Elena: *whispering* yeah like really it was so weird
Mrs. Smith: *stops lesson* elena would you like to share with the class?
Elena: *looks at mrs. Smith with bitch face* im talking bout me getting fucked
Mrs.smith: 0_0 *goes back to lesson*
Beep boop beeop
Jeff: hey slendy check it out yeet *whips*
Slendy: the fuck- the fuck you just do
Jeff: ha yeet *whips again*
Slendy: tell me the fuck you just did before you get your ass beat pale ass
Its like 3:28 am rn lol
Slendy: okay family trip where you guys wanna go?
Sally: the bahamas!
Slendy: i don't know about that
Me: lets go to hell
Slendy: *shakes head* no
Update me forever idk im tired
Alex's dad: i'm glad i let your boyfriend stay over last night i didn't hear a thing
Alex: you know i don't talk when my mouth is full dad
Alex's dad: *scoff cough and sigh put together*
Im weird DEAL WITH IT!
Offender: *comes barging through front door* slendy i just sold my soul for aids
Slendy: what?- what you do that for?
Offender: i got aids
Baby DONT come my way!
Me: slendy we need a new lamp and couch cause like
Slendy: alright maggie just give me your phone
Me: HA! I'll give you my soul you ain't getting my phone
Concert baby concert!
Sorry bout barley posting lol but im going to the EX today!! Its ljke 3:55 am and i told my mom i was gonna stay up all night till 6 or 7 am and sleep during the ride lol anywhore this crazy bitch out! BYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Hopefully u like this update
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vine With Creepypastas
Разноеthis is where I take the creepypasta crew and me and we recreate vines memes and some things I make up myself! Hope you enjoy Edit: the first couple chapters are TRASH !! I'm warning you but as it goes it gets better I promise... I think Edit 2: ⚠️...
