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Maggie and elenas adventure stories

Me: masky have I ever told you about the time I killed someone and Elena found out?

Masky: no?

Me: WELL IMMA TELL YA!

Masky: *interested* well what's stopping ya!

Jeff: *standing by kitchen doorway listening*

Me: ok it happened when I was 12

Masky: wait how old are you now

Me: 15

Masky: that was 3 years ago

Me: yeah and? Anyway LET ME CONTINUE!

Masky: ok ok

3 years ago when Maggie was 12

Elena: MAAAAAGIE!!

Me: *walks into living room*

Elena: there's a dead guy in our living room

Me: *acts surprised/shocked* oh hey how did he get here

Elena: maaaagie what did you do?

Me: me? That-that I didn't do this

Elena: explain what happened maggie

Me: I've never seen him before in my life

Elena: why did you kill this person Maggie!!

Me: I do not kill people that is- that is my least favourite thing to do

Elena: tell me Maggie exactly what you were doing before I got back from the store

Me: ok alright I was upstairs

Elena: *arms against chest* ok

Me: I-i was in your room reading a book

Elena's: go on

Me: and uh well this guy walked in

Elena: ok

Me: and I went up to him and I- I uh stabbed him 37 times in the chest

10 second silence

Elena: maaaagie that kills people

Me: oh wow I didn't know that

Elena: how could you not know that when you live with a bunch of killers

Me: yeah I'm in the wrong here I suck

Elena: what happened to his kidneys

Me: what's that

Elena: his kidneys why- why are they missing

Me: well I- I uh kinda cooked them up and ate them

Elena: maaaagie

Me: I was- I was hungry and well you know when you crave kidneys that's-

Elena: why on earth would you do that

Me:I was hungry but also told to eat kidneys for the next month! Give me a break

Elena; maaagie

Me: my stomach was making the rumblies -

Elena: maagie

Me: that only kidneys would satisfy

Elena: what is wrong with you maagie we had an agreement not to kill in my house!

Me: well I kill people and eat kidneys that's two things and for the agreement some things are meant to be broken

Elena: *sighs* now we have to call slendy and get him to fix this

Story flashback over

Ej: ohhhh is that also when I dared you to eat kidneys for a whole month? And when on the news there was a report Of me killing someone again even though I didn't but as a cover up used me since I eat kidneys?

Me: pretty much

Jeff: *barges into kitchen* wait when did you tell her about us?!?

Me: hmmmm a year after I met her so 3rd Grade

Jeff: weren't you worried she would idk RUN FOR THE HILLS *flaring arms*

Me: since Elena already put up with all the crazy shit I did and my weirdness she just thought it was the best birthday present I could ever give her since she was into killers and all that

Jeff: whatever *leaves*

*fart noise*

HELLO MY LOVELY PEOPLE!!! Did you miss me? Did ya? Did ya? No? Well anyway I thought of this after watching a episode or part of llamas with hats should really check it out and more maggie and Elena childhood adventures to come!! And a chapter I usually do with all the vines anywhore I'm gonna stop this A/N and let you be BYEEEEEEE