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Slendy: OK when we go into the restaurant your 12 years old

Me: slendy I'm sixtee-

Slendy: *smacks me*

Worker: OK will there be a kids meal?

Me: *tears running down face* yes

  I'm 16 slendy!!

Bugs Bunny: eh duck season

Me: rabbit season!

Bugs Bunny: duck season

Me: naw you buck tooth bitch it's rabbit season cause I said so 

Ben: 0_0 OK let's go Maggie *pulls me out of the Looney toons world*

Food

Sally:  *hands covering eyes* one two three ready or not here I come

Jeff: *runs into closet* she'll never find me in here

Ghost: *deep voice* waz good bitch how you livin

Jeff: oh hell naw! I quit I quit! *Runs out*

Well damn

Alex's bf: babe did you eat my poptart?

Alex: yeah and I cheated on you twice

Alex's bf: well damn

Buy me food!

Elena: *taking test* *looks up*

Me: *standing on desk* *has camera* *taking pictures of elenas test* shhh

Elena: naw if you don't sit your ass down

  A girl can dream!

Me: I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in the land of harp *looks up* did it work?

*Door slams* hahahahaha

Me: naw fuck this

I don't fucking remember the chant lmfao

Alex: *breathing*

Me: why is she doing that?

Ryder: doing what?

Me: breathing and shit

Lalalala FUN!

Me: and then I was like bitch move back bitch move back

Elena: oh my god really?!

Ms.Smith: ahem I'll wait

Me: oh my god thank you back to what I was saying

You want me!

Splendy: what are you gonna do after you graduate?

Me: CAN I FUCKING GRADUATE FIRST?!? 

ben: holy shit calm down

You can't handle these lumps!!

Gabi: *sitting on her boyfriends lap* babe what do you like about me?

Gabi's bf: everything

Gabi: be specific

Gabi's bf: I DON'T KNOW BITCH YOUR SMILE?!? *hits Gabi with pillow*

gabi: gah! *falls off his lap*

Louis tomilson

*Back when Elena first came over*

Jeff: *walks into my room with a plate of cookie* hey Maggie slendy says to bring this to you and your friend

Me: Jeff get out of my room!!

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