Flash back
Mr.Johnson: Elena why is your cat at school?
Younger Elena: *crying* cause I heard my daddy say to my mommy imma eat that pussy when elena leaves *starts crying even more*
Mr.johnson: *drops coffee* oh my god
Flash back over
Elena: and after that I learned about the birds and the bees and that my parents were very sexually active
Me: 0_0 damn
Carter Reynolds
Jeff: *starts tickling me*
Me: hahaha stop tickling maggie!
Jeff: *keeps tickling* haha
Me: stop tickling maggie! Hahaha
Jeff: *doesn't stop* haha
Me: *man voice* I said stop tickling bitch!
Jeff: 0_0 *stops*
Me: that's right *walks away*
Matthew Espinosa
Slendy: iiim back
Me: ohh did you get the posters?
Slendy: no I forgot
Me: *starts clapping* you had one job
Slendy: *throws a can of beans*
Me: *gets hit* nigga
Slendy: who the hell you talking to
Taylor canif
Younger Elena: mom whats a orgasm
Elaine: I don't know honey I've never had one
Elenas dad: *spits out food* *scoffs* *coughs*
Aaron carpenter
One of my white friends: hello 9-1-1 yes I think my friend is trying to poison me
Me: nigga how many times do I have to tell you it's fucking seasoning
Cameron Dallas
Me: *goes by maskys ear* *whispers* hey how you doin let me whisper in your ear let me tell you what i dont like to hear
Masky: what?
Me: THAT YOU ATE MY FUCKING FOOD
masky: SHIT! *starts running*
Me: THATS RIGHT BITCH! *,starts chasing after him*
Jack Johnson
Ms.day: wake up dear
Me: *groans* noo
Ms.day: it's time for school
Me: noo
Ms.day: Your already here!
Me: *sits up from pillow on desk* NO! *lays back down*
Jack gilinsky
random guy: *looking at totaled car* *sighs* like a good neighbor state farm is there
me: *randomly appears* *looks at car* daaamn your gonna need ultra state for that!
random guy: damnit!
shawn mendes
jane: did you get the new shawn mendes cd?
me: betch did i get 1 *holds up cds* or did i get 3
jane: ohh
hayes grier
me: SLENDY HELP MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND CAN'T GET UP!! QUICK CALL NURSE ANN!
slendy: PICK UP YOUR POSTER AND SHUTUP!
me: well fine -_-
nash grier
jeff: what if shawn mendes was getting married
me: buy a dress duh
jeff: wait what?!
me: i said BUY A DRESS DUH!!!
mahogony (lox)
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vine With Creepypastas
Randomthis is where I take the creepypasta crew and me and we recreate vines memes and some things I make up myself! Hope you enjoy Edit: the first couple chapters are TRASH !! I'm warning you but as it goes it gets better I promise... I think Edit 2: ⚠️...
