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Sally: you get your report card?

Me: *bout to book it* oh Shit!! *Looks at door*

Slendy: *comes in with whip and belt* where you going?

Me: naw you better be using that belt cause I ain't going all fifty shades of pencil neck with your ass

Slendy: -_- *whacks me with belt*

Sally: 0_0 *backs away slowly*

Bloop!

Lj: give me everything in your bag!! *has gun* everything!

Me: *pulls out word everything*

Lj: -_- you gotta be fucking kidding me *walks out my room*

Me: you said everything

Bitches!

Masky:*paying piano* singing* if I got locked away

Kira: *plays piano note* mm shutup

Ha!

Slendy: *comes in with belt* imma tear that ass up!

BEN: you gonna tear my ass up?

Slendy: what?

Ben: you said your gonna tear my ass up

Slendy: back ur ass up!

Ben: come on dad!

Slendy: *drops belt* fuck this shit! *runs out*

Jeff: damn

Talking kitty!!

Sally: *comes in thrashing*

Me: Woah calm down bro

Sally: *keeps thrashing*

Me: CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

Sally: 0_0

Old magcon!!

Masky: oh slendy can we pick up cheesecake

Slendy: THE cheesecake at home taste just ike the ones at the store

Masky: bitch no! The fuck it don't!

Jacob saggyheets

Offender: well nurse ann what's the problem?

Nurse ann: here let me tell you.... fucking little hoes and now you got aids

Jane: aids aids

Kira: aids!!

Jeff: well then

Magic!!

Me: slendy!! I lost my laptop!!

Slendy: well I guess you didn't care about it enough

Me: you lost me on a killing spree -_- and in a grocery store

Slendy: 0____0 *looks under bed* now I wonder where that silly thing could be hehe *awkward laugh*

U gud bro!?

Jane: *sniffs*

Jeff: don't you ever shut the fuck up?

Masky: what she do?

Jeff: that nig-

Me: *comes in with gun* *had hand cupped by ear* what was that?

Jeff: nothing I was gonna say nothing

Me: mmmhmmm ok continue

Jeff: that -

Me: nigga

Jeff: gon breath

Ben: she be doing annoying shit

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