McDonald's manager: so why do you want a job here?
Me: *sighs* *looks dead in the eyes* IM BROKE NIGGAH
All the best people are crazy!
Ms. Smith: ok Maggie it's your turn to read
Me: *whispers* fuck *looks over at Elena* what page we on?
Elena: *looks down at book* bitch that's not even the book we reading what's wrong with you
Me: yo damn chilll!
I NOW LOVE BTS
me: *walks into house with mcdonalds cup*
sledy: hey maggie how was school
me: AHHH *throws drink at wall* I HATE EVERYBODY!! *storms into bathroom*
slendy: 0_0 well damn
me: *in shower* *sobbing*
ben: *walking past bathroom and hears my sobs* 0_0 just keep walking
IM BACK BITCHES!!
me: *crying over dog death in movie*
BEN: *sitting beside me*
me: *goes towards ben with outstreatched arms* give me a hug! *still sobbing*
ben: *leans away from me* no! i feel trapped!!
me: *stops crying and gives death glare*
ben: -_-
me: *putting ben in cage* YOU FEEL TRAPPED NOW!!
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WHO WHO WHO?
me: *sitting i class staring at textbook*
ms. smith: *talking*
riiiiiing riiing riiing (if you didn't already tell that was the bell lmao)
me: *starts putting textbook away*
ms. smith: class the bell doesn't dismiss you i do
me: ok then *slams textbook on desk* WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BELLL FOR!!
issa me MARIOOOO
Jeff: *in kitchen making eggs*
Me: *pops out of nowhere* BEEP oh my god there's a fire!
Jeff: I'm just cooking
Me: oh excuse me are you a smoke detector
Jeff: but-
Me: that's what I thought shut up BEEP
Jeff: NEITHER ARE YOU MAGGIE!!
Me: -_- why you gotta do that for
Jeff: what?
AHHH that was me screaming
Me: *in the kitchen making a sandwich*
Jeff: *in the living room on his phone waiting for his food in the microwave*
DING!
Me: BEEP YOUR FOODS READY!
Jeff: *yelling* okay I'll be there in a second!
Me: OK
3 second later *spongebob voice*
me: BUT ITS LIKE READY NOW!!
Jeff: -_-
Blah blah blah! FEED ME!
YOU ARE READING
vine With Creepypastas
Randomthis is where I take the creepypasta crew and me and we recreate vines memes and some things I make up myself! Hope you enjoy Edit: the first couple chapters are TRASH !! I'm warning you but as it goes it gets better I promise... I think Edit 2: ⚠️...
