Me: JANE WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PUT MY SHAWN MENDES THINGS!!??! *storms outta room*
Jane: I didn't touch them! I have my own thank you very much!
me: KIRA DID YOU TAKE MY MERCHANDISE!?!
kira: NO! I HAVE MY OWN ANIME STUFF TO TAKE CARE OF
slendy: STOP YELLING!!
me: BUT YOUR YELLING TO!!
slendy: I"M YELLING CAUSE YOUR YELLING!!
jane: YOU COULD HAVE JUST CALMLY CAME IN AND TOLD US!!
kira: YELL AT ME ONE MORE TIME!
slendy: DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE! I'M WARNING YOU!
me: BITCH DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!
jeff: SALLY DID YOU TOUCH MY KNIVES! *stomps downstairs*
sally: *giggles* no *has hands behind her back*
jeff: you better not be lying i can't find my babies anywhere!
ben: SHUTUP IM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE HERE! *smashing game controller buttons*
lj: *runs in with a bag of skittles* TASTE THE MOTHER FUCKING RAINBOW BITCHES!! *starts throwing skittles*
ben: *get's hit* ahh my eye!
jeff: oh come on sally don't lie i know you have one or them!
sally: nu uh i don't!
me: I WILL PERSONALLY COME UP THERE AND SMACK YOU MYSELF!
slendy: *stomping down the stairs* REALLY! AFTER I TOLD YOU TO STOP YELLING?!?!
kira: YOUR YELLING TO DUMBASS!!
jane: GO SUCK A DICK SLENDY!
me: I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MERCHANDISE HERE!!
sally: I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR DAMN KNIVES JEFF!!
jeff: are you sure?! are you really sure?!?
ben: LJ YOU ASSHOLE! YOU GOT A SKITTLE IN MY EYE!
lj: I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
elena: *kicks down door* sup meh bitches!
slendy: AGAIN ELENA!! YOU KICK DOWN THE FUCKING DOOR AGAIN AND STOP YELLING!
elena: BITCH YOUR THE ONE WHO IS YELLING!
me jane and kira: THANK YOU WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL HIM THAT!
sally: I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR KNIVES! SHUTUP ABOUT THAT OK?!
jeff: I WANNA KNOW WHERE MY FUCKING KNIVES ARE
me: SHUTUP JEFF NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR KNIVES!
jeff: I CARE ABOUT THEM!
me and jane: BOO HOO CRY ME A RIVER!
jeff: *storms over* YOU MUST BE THE CULPRITS! *points at me jane and kira*
me: GET THOSE GREEN SAUSAGE FINGERS OUT OF MY FACE!
jane: don't you mean pale?
me: I KNOW WHAT I MEANT!! *Gets pulled out of the fight*
Jake: you look nice but would look even better with me on top
Me: 0_0 you need jesus
Jake: yeah I do maybe I can get him to join in to
Me: let me rephrase that you need god * gets pulled back into fight*
Jane: oh no you don't!
Jeff: JUST ADMIT IT YOU 3 STOLE MY KNIVES!!
Me Jane and Kira: WE DID NOT!!
Slendy: WHY DO YOU KEEP BREAKING THINGS WHENEVER YOU ENTER!!?
Elena: I DO IT BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A FUCK!
Sally: *comes skipping towards lg and Ben* ben I got your weed *gives bag to Ben*
Ben: *grabs bag* why thank you sweetie*looks at bag* oh looks like some of its missing
Sally: I didn't smoke any I swear!
Ben: lemme smell yo breath
Sally: *blows on Ben's face*
Ben: *smells* *slaps Sally*
Sally: *holds cheek*
Ben: I do it because I care! Now give me a hug! *has arms open*
Sally: *hugs Ben*
Ben: if you ever smoke my weed again I'll fucking kill you *releases hug*
Sally: *skips upstairs*
LJ: o _0 what the fuck just happened?
as you see everyone in this household is screaming and yelling at each other now lets see when author -chan makes zalgo come along >:)
zalgo: *breaks wall* WHATS WITH ALL THIS YELLING!?!?!
slendy: *turns head toward zalgo*non existent eye twitch* FIRST ELENA NOW YOU!? AND WHATS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND BREAKING THE WALL OR DOOR WHILE ENTERING!?!?!
Zalgo: I DO IT BECAUSE I CAN!!
Slendy: THERE WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD HOLE WHERE ELENA KICKED DOWN THE DOOR!
Zalgo: *pouts* no! It wasn't mine!
Masky: *from upstairs* *in bathroom* UGH! BEN YOU ASSHOLE YOU GAVE ME SPOILED MILK AND NOW IM SPOILING THIS TOILET!
Me: eww!! I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
Elena: TMI!
Zalgo: Jesus what's going on in this household?!?!
Me: I'll tell ya what's going on!! NO ONE IS TELLING ME WHERE THE FUCK MY MERCHANDISE IS!!
Zalgo: so this is how all the yelling started!!
Me: not really slendys the one that started yelling
Slendy: YOUR THE ONE THAT WAS YELLING TO JANE WHERE YOUR MERCHANDISE WAS!
Kira: THIS BITCH YELLED AT ME! *points to slendy*
Jeff: SOMEONE STOLE MY KNIVES!
Maksy: *from toilet upstairs* THE ASSHOLE BEN GAVE ME SPOILED MILK AND NOW IM MAKING SOME CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!
Me: there goes chocolate pudding or chocolate anything
Jane Elena and Kira: yep
EJ: THEY JUST DID THE HANKY PANKY!!! THEY JUST DID THE TICKLE MY NIPPLE!! THEY JUST DID THE RIDE EM COWGIRL!! THEY JUST DID THE DOWNWARD DOG!! THEY JUST DID THE EAT MY LOLLIPOP BABY THEY JUST DID-
Slendy: EJ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING!?!?!
EJ: A VIDEO I FOUND IN BENS ROOM!
Me: that explains it Ben has some fetishes
EJ: THEY JUST HAD SEX AND WHEN HE COMES BACK FROM GETTING FOOD SHES IN THE SHOWER AND THEY GET IT ON IN THERE!!
Me irl: that was my real reaction to a Shawn Mendes fanfic I read and let me tell u I needed some holy water and I still do.......
me: SHUTUP EJ! I DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF VIDEOS BEN WATCHES!!
EJ: THERE SO FUCKEN DESTURBING!
Me: I DONT CARE!
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vine With Creepypastas
Overigthis is where I take the creepypasta crew and me and we recreate vines memes and some things I make up myself! Hope you enjoy Edit: the first couple chapters are TRASH !! I'm warning you but as it goes it gets better I promise... I think Edit 2: ⚠️...
