Ben: *playing xbox* yeah!
Slendy: *comes in with belt* *wacks ben*
Ben: ow wtf!?
Slendy: your not supposed to be on your xbox! *runs out*
DAT ASS THOUGH
Ms.smith: ok everyone what are you being for Halloween?
Me: *raises hand
Ms.smith: yes Maggie
Me: I'm gonna be invisible
Ms.smith: like your parents
Me: no like your non existent husband -_____-
Ms.smith: o_o*slow silence* *turns toward rest of class* what's everyone else being!
*Static*
Survey:
Straight
Lesbian
Gay
Chinese
Bisexual
Me: -_- jeez I remember telling slendy I was Chinese *sarcasm*
Me: slendy I need to tell you something
Slendy: what is it?
Me: I'm Chinese
Slendy: NO THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LING LING!! (No offence to anyone)
Me: when were u ever reading the Bible? 0_0
I made that one up ( I was inspired by a post different thing past me!)
Me: did you get the cherries?!
Kira: dangit I forgot I'll get them next time
Me: *dramatic movements* there wont be a next time *has bleach bottle*
Kira: 0_0
Slendy: nope *grabs bleach bottle*
BOOM! MISSION FAILED
Ms. Smith: remember class you can be whatever you want
Me: I wanna be a serial killer
Ms. Smith: Maggie try a little smaller
Me: bitch you said I could be anything I want!
YOU GOT ME JUMPING LIKE!!!
Slendy: why is it called burger king? Why isnt it burger queen
Me: slendy I'm gonna be late for school
Slendy: shut up bitch
ONE DIRECTION
Ben: *staring at own reflection* *looks at masky* dude this guy keeps staring at me
Masky: then kick his ass man
Ben: your right you wanna look at me pussy! *Bangs head off glass* ow
Bang
Ben: *dancing on roof*
Me: what kind of drugs did you take
Ben: literally all of them
Me: how are you not dead?
BANG BANG YOU ALL OVER THIS ROOM
Slendy: hi welcome to mcdonalds how may I fuck up your order?
Toby: I just came for a drink
Slendy: you want some ink? Ok ONE MCINK PLS
Toby: biiitch!!!
BRUUUH
Toby: *walks past masky*
Masky: what you lookin at lil boy?
Toby: n...nothing
Masky: you think your dick bigger then mine?!
Toby: no I just want waffles
Masky: mmhmm yeah
Toby: *runs to kitchen*
Awkward
Ben: *yawns*
Slendy: we don't suck ghost dick in this house
Ben: i was yawning
Slendy: wtf is that? *Points at ghost*
Ghost guy: imma..-imma just go
Ben: 0_0
GHOSTS
Me: goodnight jane *on my bed*
Jane: goodnight *on floor* *rolls over so looking under bed*
Ghost: *deep voice* baby won't you come my way
Jeff: oh hell naw!!
Aka nope
Jeff: hey Ben u wanna prank maggie?
Ben: sure
In my room
Ben: *setting up cameras*
Jeff: you ready?
Ben: yup
Jeff: *dressed up as ghost*
Me: *wakes up*
Jeff: *starts walking*
Me: ahhhhhh *runs out of room*
Jeff: *snickers*
Me: ahhhhhh *comes running in with chair*
Jeff: 0_0
Me: *hits jeff with chair* *runs out*
Jeff: x_x
Ben: pfft hahaha!
Never scare me!!!
Me: *insert zayn voice here* vas happening
Ben : *insert Niall's bad British accent* I would make potatoes baked potatoes mashed potatoes baby potatoes
Masky: *high pitched voice* potatos
NIALLS AND LOUIS ARE DADDY!
Jeff: hey Maggie can I get some- ...
Me: NIGGA FUCK YOU!
Jeff: all you had to do was say yes or no
The visit!
Kira: hey grandma
Kiras grandma: can you get in the oven to clean it
Kira: bye grandma
BOOM
bye guys see ya next chapter!!!!!!
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عشوائيthis is where I take the creepypasta crew and me and we recreate vines memes and some things I make up myself! Hope you enjoy Edit: the first couple chapters are TRASH !! I'm warning you but as it goes it gets better I promise... I think Edit 2: ⚠️...
