mrs.potato head

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elena: if you weren't born with it you can buy a couple ornaments just be sure to read the warning kids cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it

me: sexual hey girl if you wanna feel sexual you can always call up a professional they stick pins in you like a vegetable

all four of us (girls): kids forever kids forever baby soft skin turns into leather don't be dramatic it's only some plastic no one will love you if your unattractive

kira: oh mrs. potato head tell me is it true that pain is beauty does a new face come with a warranty? Will a pretty face make it better

jane: oh mr.potato head tell me how did you afford her surgery do you swear you'll stay forever even if her face don't stay together

elena: even if her face don't stay together

me: if you want a little more confidence potatoes turn to french fries yeah it's common sense all you need's a couple more condiments and a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments

kira: oh it's such a waste when little girls grow into there mothers face but little girls are learning how to cut and past and pucker up there lips until they suffocate

all of us: kids forever kid forever baby soft skin turns into leather don't be dramatic it's only some plastic no one will love you if your unattractive

elena:  oh mrs.potato head tell me is it true that pain is beauty does a new face come with a warranty? Will a pretty face make it better

jane: oh mr.potato head tell me how did you afford her surgery do you swear you'll stay forever even if her face don't stay together. Stay forever stay forever even if her face don' stay together

me jane and kira: stay forever stay forever even if her face don't stay together

me: oh mrs.potato head tell me is it true that pain is beauty? Does a new face come with a warranty? will a pretty face make it better oh mr.potato head tell me how did your afford her surgery? Do you swear you'll stay forever even if her face don't stay together?

jane kira and elena: stay forever stay forever even if her face don't stay together. Stay forever stay forever even if her face don't stay together

all of us: stay forever stay forever even if her face don't stay together. Stay forever stay forever even if her face don't stay together

everyone but us: *clapping*

jake: that was awesome! this is our first time hearing you play

mad: and my first time looking in my point of view instead of maggies *walks out of crowd*

slendy: thats correct

me: *walks off stage* *walks towards mad and slendy*

slendy: come here *wraps tenticals around mad and me*

me: i'll let the hug slide this time *smiles*

ben: SHE'S BEING NICE!!!

me: fuck off ben before i break out of this hug and pull you apart

ben: and she's back!

hey guys sorry for the wait i don't wanna lie but i was being lazy asf but i updated!! and i got a new idea for my other book!!! anyone i'm gonna go do i before i lose my idea see ya kitties!!

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