this is where I take the creepypasta crew and me and we recreate vines memes and some things I make up myself! Hope you enjoy
Edit: the first couple chapters are TRASH !! I'm warning you but as it goes it gets better I promise... I think
Edit 2: ⚠️...
jeff: *runs towards kitchen* *trips over bens leg*
ben: 0_0 shit
jeff: *falls into chair that i'm sitting on*
me: *falls over*
jeff: *starts rolling*
me: help! i'm being attacked by a lesbian!!
brandon rogers
slendy: *driving* hey wheres maggie?
ej: *shrugs* maybe sleeping in the trunk
slendy: ah
at home
everyone but me: *sitting around in the living room*
ben: *playing mario kart* jeez somethings wrong with maggie
me: *storms through door* whats wrong with maggie asshole!!
slendy: hey maggie where were you? *stands up*
me: *storms towards slendy* you left me at the fucking MCdonalds *starts hitting slendy with my backpack* i was not loving it!!
jeff: maggie calm down
me: *looks at jeff* stop looking white it's bad for your skin
loser like me!!
me: you smoke that weed?
ben: yeah yesterday night you sneak out to go see jake
me: yes nigga last tuesday
me and ben: *lifts up shirt to show mics* BITCH YOU FRAME ME?!?!
slendy: *pops up behind us* ok you guys let's go
gleek!
ej: hey don't look behind cause i think someones following us
masky: *looks behind*
kira: BITCH HE SAID DON'T LOOK!
me: nigga just kill him because
kira: imma just kill him because *starts running*
num num
sally: *walking behind lj* *steps on ljs shoe*
lj: ahh *falls over* *closes eyes*
elena: really you gonna die over that
i try to be funny lmao
me: hey jeff *walks into jeffs room* wheres- *looks at jeff*
jeff: *changing shirt* uh yeah?
me:
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me: WHERES THE FUCKING HOLY WATER!!! *covers eyes* I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!! *starts running to my room*
jane: *walks into jeffs room looking behind* whats wrong with- AHHHHH!! SNOW WHITE THE WHITEST SKIN I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!! *runs out* I NEED JESUS!!!!
jeff and his pale skin smh
me irl: sitting my ass in class continuing to write this story now!! dadadada!!! already 3:03 and i wanna go home and sleep!!!! but i know i'll only pull another all nighter damn!! fufuydugfjja!!
everyone in story: AUTHOR CHAN HAS GONE MAD!!!!!!!
me irl: putting myself in the book just to come and kill you now!! >:)
I went crazy
Elena: Maggie hurry up and get dressed Ryder and jake are waiting to go to the mall!
Me: *from closet* OK OK let me find an outfit
Elena: well hurry up!
Me: *walks out*
Elena: finally!
Me: *does pose* ohh *leans on dresser doing pose* ahh *crouches down and does pose* mmm *stands up* that's it I'm not going * starts walking toward closet*
Elena: ugjhh!
Me getting ready for school lmao
Trendy: OK Maggie after I'm done with you you'll be wanting my service more often!
Me: -_- don't say it like that you sound like offendy and his stripping job
Offendy: *laying on couch* *has bowl of candy* HEY! I don't stand on the streets like those sluts I have my own business cards *puts sucker in mouth*
Me: you my friend need jesus
Slendy: yep and a damn cold shower to*reading news paper*
Elena: *kicks down door* IM BACK BITCHES AND I BROUGHT RYDER!!
Slendy: *slams news paper down* again Elena!!?! And I thought this month would have been a no destroying the house month *sighs*
Ryder: *casually walks in* sup ppl
Slendy: oh god now he's warming up to us
Me: hey hoe sup Smurf *nods toward Ryder*
Sally: * walks down stairs* I need someone to play with me!
Ryder: I'll do it since it looks like you guys are busy and I'm pretty good with kids
Me: woah Michael Jackson calm yourself that's offendys job to be the perverted one
