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me: *sitting on chair in kitchen*

jeff: *running around upstairs*

slendy: stop running dumbass!

jeff: i"ll run as i like to *runs downstairs*

ben: *has leg out*

jeff: *runs towards kitchen* *trips over bens leg*

ben: 0_0 shit

jeff: *falls into chair that i'm sitting on*

me: *falls over*

jeff: *starts rolling*

me: help! i'm being attacked by a lesbian!!

  brandon rogers

slendy: *driving* hey wheres maggie?

ej: *shrugs* maybe sleeping in the trunk

slendy: ah

   at home

everyone but me: *sitting around in the living room*

ben: *playing mario kart* jeez somethings wrong with maggie

me: *storms through door* whats wrong with maggie asshole!!

slendy: hey maggie where were you? *stands up*

me: *storms towards slendy* you left me at the fucking MCdonalds *starts hitting slendy with my backpack* i was not loving it!!

jeff: maggie calm down

me: *looks at jeff* stop looking white it's bad for your skin

 loser like me!!

me: you smoke that weed?

ben: yeah yesterday night you sneak out to go see jake

me: yes nigga last tuesday

me and ben: *lifts up shirt to show mics* BITCH YOU FRAME ME?!?!

slendy: *pops up behind us* ok you guys let's go

  gleek!

ej: hey don't look behind cause i think someones following us

masky: *looks behind*

kira: BITCH HE SAID DON'T LOOK!

me: nigga just kill him because

kira: imma just kill him because *starts running*

 num num

sally: *walking behind lj* *steps on ljs shoe*

lj: ahh *falls over* *closes eyes*

elena: really you gonna die over that

  i try to be funny lmao

me: hey jeff *walks into jeffs room* wheres- *looks at jeff*

jeff: *changing shirt* uh yeah?

me:

me: WHERES THE FUCKING HOLY WATER!!! *covers eyes* I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!! *starts running to my room*

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me: WHERES THE FUCKING HOLY WATER!!! *covers eyes* I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!! *starts running to my room*

jane: *walks into jeffs room looking behind* whats wrong with- AHHHHH!! SNOW WHITE THE WHITEST SKIN I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!! *runs out* I NEED JESUS!!!! 

 jeff and his pale skin smh

me irl: sitting my ass in class continuing to write this story now!! dadadada!!! already 3:03 and i wanna go home and sleep!!!! but i know i'll only pull another all nighter damn!! fufuydugfjja!!

everyone in story: AUTHOR CHAN HAS GONE MAD!!!!!!!

me irl: putting myself in the book just to come and kill you now!! >:)

I went crazy

Elena: Maggie hurry up and get dressed Ryder and jake are waiting to go to the mall!

Me: *from closet* OK OK let me find an outfit

Elena: well hurry up!

Me: *walks out*

Elena: finally!

Me: *does pose* ohh *leans on dresser doing pose* ahh *crouches down and does pose* mmm *stands up* that's it I'm not going * starts walking toward closet*

Elena: ugjhh!

Me getting ready for school lmao

Trendy: OK Maggie after I'm done with you you'll be wanting my service more often!

Me: -_- don't say it like that you sound like offendy and his stripping job

Offendy: *laying on couch* *has bowl of candy* HEY! I don't stand on the streets like those sluts I have my own business cards *puts sucker in mouth*

Me: you my friend need jesus

Slendy: yep and a damn cold shower to*reading news paper*

Elena: *kicks down door* IM BACK BITCHES AND I BROUGHT RYDER!!

Slendy: *slams news paper down* again Elena!!?! And I thought this month would have been a no destroying the house month *sighs*

Ryder: *casually walks in* sup ppl

Slendy: oh god now he's warming up to us

Me: hey hoe sup Smurf *nods toward Ryder*

Sally: * walks down stairs* I need someone to play with me!

Ryder: I'll do it since it looks like you guys are busy and I'm pretty good with kids

Me: woah Michael Jackson calm yourself that's offendys job to be the perverted one

Ryder: *grossed out look* not like that!

Trendy: mmhmm












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