ben: *on balcony* does she got the booty?! *looks through random telescope* sh-
jeff: *pops outta nowhere* SHE DOOO!!!
ben: *girly scream* ahh! *falls off balcony*
jeff: *looks down* shit 0_0 IM COMING BEN! *jumps off balcony*
at nurse ann's
slendy: you two are dumbasses you know that right?
ben and jeff: *in hospital beds with bandages on there arms legs and heads* we know
awkward
me and slendy: *sitting in the principles office*
principle: maggie got into a physical fight with a student named alex it was a good thing one of my favorite students got a teacher right away and we will need to suspend maggie for a week or two
slendy: yes thats fine and hopefully the next fight they have she won't go as far though
me: next time she'll be dead
slendy: *gasps* thats a bad kitty
me: IM NOT A FUCKING CAT!
Talking kitty
jake: ok so when we get into the guidance counselors you gotta make sure you don't try to start a fight
me: ok fine
*in guidance counselors office*
susan: ok so were gonna start off with some basic exercises
me: *turns to look at jake with deadly stare* YOU TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO EXERCISE! *starts hitting jake*
jake: babe calm down
me: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!! *tackles jake*
that took a turn
me: it was a good idea for this picnic in the park kira but does it have to be a human one?
kira: yes it has to and to bad slendy couldn't come
everyone but kira: yeah
me: offendy your within two feet of children wheres your shirt?
offendy: please don't make me wear it!
me: who has the number to his brother slendy
everyone but offendy: *raises there hands*
offendy: fine! *stands up and puts on baby blue shirt that has rapist on it* *sits back down* this shade of blue is disgusting
trendy: you got that right honey! but nothing i can do
sing it for me!
*Me as a doctor*
Me: *in doctor gear with coat* *walks into rom with clipboard*
Patient: oh hello
Me: hi how are you?
Patient: i'm well thanks
Me: get the fuck out then
Patient: what?
Me: i said get the fuck out you said you were fine when i asked you so get out
Patient: 0_0
Hoyhoyhoyhoy
Jane: what's it called when shawn mendes notices one of us?
Me: *slongebob voice* imagination
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vine With Creepypastas
Randomthis is where I take the creepypasta crew and me and we recreate vines memes and some things I make up myself! Hope you enjoy Edit: the first couple chapters are TRASH !! I'm warning you but as it goes it gets better I promise... I think Edit 2: ⚠️...
