Me: *walks in to classroom*
Ms.smith: *looks up* *sees me*
Me: *sees ms.smith*
Me: FUCK!
Ms.smith: fuuuck!
School is hell
Ben: *getting ass beat with belt*
Slendy: *hitting Ben with belt* I wouldn't have to do this if you listen!
SMACK!
Me and jeff: *outside Bens door*
Jeff: *beatboxing*
Me: that boi getting his ass beat
Ben: ah!!
Me: that boi getting is ass beat
SMACK
me: that boi getting his ass beat
SMACK! OW
Me: that boi getting his ass bea-
Ben: MAGGIE SHUTUP!
slendy: don't.yell.at.my.daughter. *whips ben*
Jeff: 0_0 he's getting into that should we stop him?
Me: nah he stole my torture weapons *walks away*
Slendy wow
Jeff: hey masky can you get me a glass of malk?
Masky: I can't get you malk but I can get you milk
Me: that's what he just said
Jeff: yeah I just want some malk
Masky: no you saying it wrong your saying malk like its some type of disease
Me: pfft how do you say it
Masky: I'm saying it like how everyone says it milk m-i-l-k
Me: yeah like 2 percent
Jeff: yeah whole malk
Masky: no no say milkshake
Jeff: milkshake
Masky: now say milk
Jeff: malk
Masky: are you hearing this?
Me: yeah he wants a class of mulk
Masky: mulk?
Me: give him the mulk masky!
Slendy: maggie inside voices pls
Me: sorry slendy........... my white friends especially jeff he's the whitest of them all
Jeff: MASKY POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!
Masky: why are you yelling at me!?
Me: just give him the fricken mulk
Masky: your not even saying the same thing
Jeff: were All saying malk masky!!!
Masky: no your saying malk she's sayin-..
Me: muuuuuuuuuulllk
Jeff: maaaaaaalalllk
Me and jeff: *making weird sounds*
Jeff:*opera voice* maaaaaaaalk
Masky: gah! *Storms out*
Me: that was good
Jeff: so good
*High fives*
So that a new ship? Jeffxmaggie?
Everyone after watching slendy works at burger King
Jeff: hahahaha what the hell!
Ben: holy mother holy mother
Jane: *rolling on floor laughing*
Me: hey where Is slendy anyway?
Jeff: to the local burger King!!!
A long drive later
Slendy: hello welcome to burger King what would you like?
Me: *whispers* pickles and the milkshakes pickles ice pickles milkshake pickles and the pickles and the milkshakes AND the pickles!
Slendy: apparently you want some pickles ma'am are you trying to molest me via drive through? HEELLLLOOOO!
me: *whispers* chicken tenders sweet sauce all over my body
Slendy: 0_0 ok lady now DRIVE AROUND
me and jeff: *snickers*
At window
Slendy: 0_0 hey guys
Me:sup don't worry bout the order see ya *drives off*
Slendy: shit no way I'm living this down
No slendy you won't
Slendy: *walks into my room* maggie hurry up your gonna be late for school
Me: bruh chill I don't know why your in such a big time rush
*Big time rushs theme song starts playing in backround*
Uh uh an uh ohh
Slendy: come on maggie really?
Me: get out
Can I get a hoyyeah
Ben: *watching Pokemon* *putting lotion on hands*
Me: *walks into room*
Ben:*in underwear* its not what it looks like
Me: shut your nasty ass up
Ben though
Jeff: remember when slendy-
Me: talk or touch me again I will kill you in your sleep and say your words against you go.to.sleep before i break your neck don't touch me or talk to me or suffer the consequences
Jeff: 0_0 well damn
It's late I'm bored lmao
Toby: tag your it! *Tags lost sliver* *starts running*
Ls: how the hell am I supposed to play? Toby I ain't got no arms
Toby: I know that I just idk
Mmmmmywhmmmhyeah
Jeff: *has blond wig on* you got the limo out front oh woah oh
Me: *has belt* MORE PASSION!
Jeff: outside every shoe every color
Masky: whats she doing?
Toby: trying to make him like Hanna Montana as a punishment
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vine With Creepypastas
Acakthis is where I take the creepypasta crew and me and we recreate vines memes and some things I make up myself! Hope you enjoy Edit: the first couple chapters are TRASH !! I'm warning you but as it goes it gets better I promise... I think Edit 2: ⚠️...
