vine With Creepypastas

nope nope nope!

Jeff: *showering* *drops bar of soap* shit *looks around*bends down*

Random guy from prison: yo jeff you call me?

Jeff: no bitch wtf! Get the hell outta my bathroom!

Random guy from prison: *leaves*

Jane: *walks in* hey Jeff whats with the guy *sees jeff naked* ahhhhhh my eyes!! *Runs out*

Me: *from my room* JEFF YOU BETTER NOT OF SCARRED JANE!! I NEED THE WOMAN!

that took a turn

Ryder: *puts leg out* nice pants

Elena: *does same* nice pants

Ryder: wanna go on a date

Elena: sure *links arm*

Ryder and elena: *start walking *does pose*

    Yass

Jeff: trick or treat

Random woman: oh shit! What are you supposed to be

Jeff: myself

Woman: you did a good job cause you one ugly motherfucker

Jeff: nah screw candy ej gon be getting a kidney tonight

      Poor jeff lmao

elena: ma! Whats this *passes phone*

Elaine: *grabs phone* wha oh!

*Moaning sounds from phone*

Elena: why would you do that

Elaine: yo mama was a freak ehh

Elena: my god why *walks out*

    Well then

Slendy: *walks into Bens room* clean this damn room!

Ben: slendy I'm sleeping

Me and Jane: *walking by Bens room*

Slendy: imma sleep in yo ass if you don't clean this room

Me and Jane: wha!?! *Backs up*

Ben: wait naw what

jeez slendy

Me: *has gun* everyone down and give me all your cherries

Store clerk: I got money

Me: did I fucking ask for money *punches clerk*

Yo a hoe!

Masky: wait! *Turns hat to side* throws pokeball at Ben*

Ben: *has Pikachu hat on* *gets hit* ahhh! *falls down* It's just a hat you dumb bitch!

Masky: gotta blast! *Runs off*

Screw up

ryder: *walks outside shirtless*

elena: mmmm

ryder: hey elena how are you?

elena: hot and ready!

baby won't you come my wayy!

slendy: what is that *points to wrapper*

ben: oh. thats my skittles wrapper

slendy: see one day you gon wake up and a mouse is gonna be eating yo nuts

ben: 0_o

 long dick style!

jeff: hey slendy guess what? yeet!

slendy: tf you just do?

jeff: yeet!

slendy: tell me what the fuck you just did before you get yo ass beat boi..

shawn mendes!

*fire alarm goes off*

me jane kira and elena: it's a fire!

ms. smith: the fire alarm doesn't dismiss you i do!

me: it's a fire ms. smith

ms. smith: i still aint dismiss you lil girl!

teachers like that ^

me and elena: *walks into mansion*

everyone but us: *pops out of no where*surprise!

me: gah! *has hand by heart* yall tryna make me see jesus

ben: it would be better if you did

me: try me bitch

brandon rogers

elena: oh my god he gives me life

me: dick got 4 letters! life got 4 letters! what dat mean!

elena: maggie no

me: i don't give a fuuuuuck

damnit maggie ~elena

ben: i think theres a ghost in my room

slendy: mah gawd ben theres nothing in your room

me: *comes out as a ghost* so i'm nothin now?

slendy: *falls backwords* oh my god

me: oh my god

maggie the ghost

elena: *lookin at test* mr.phillip gave me a D

slendy: what?

elena: he gave me a D

slendy: what does that mean?!

elena: i don't know slendy he just gave me a D!!

slendy the second dad of elena

jeff: fuck my nose is bleeding *has hand on nose*

slendy: thats why you lil bitch ass bleeding

jeff: slendy help

slendy: it's that time of the month huh lil bitch

elena: how did you know?

jeff: 0_0 slend- slen- slendy and wtf?

jerk slendy

ben: aye fam can i borrow your lawn mower?

sim guy: yibba daba do ba do

ben: i'm gonna ask you again aye fam can i borrow your lawn mower?

sim guy: yibba dabada-

ben: nah fuck this *stabs sim guy*

actually being in sims

me: zalgo what do i need to raise my grades in school

zalgo: let me see your grades

me: here you go *passes grades*

zalgo: ohh your grades need jesus

damnit not again!

alex: *walks into class*

me: ah fuck! see i thought i was gonna have a happy day at school but then you walked in

ms. smith: why what did she do?

me: bitch goin exist

ms.smith: why would you do that?

ok i'm done lmao