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jeff: your cute

me: 0_0 bet you can't say it to my face

jeff: *goes close to my face* your cute

me: bet you can't say it in front of slendy

me and jeff: *in slendys office* your cute

slendy: WHAT!?

me: bet you can't say it in front of everybody

in living room watching a movie with everyone in house including elena

jeff: *yells* your cute

elena: WHAT?!

slendy: BOI SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME!

jane: *starting up chainsaw* u sure about that

BEN: *cringes*

me: ....aight *goes up to room*

      this is a shout out to my ex!

years back when BEN join the cp crew

masky: since you joined the crew we gotta give you a nickname

ben: how about-

masky: lil dick imma call you lil dick

take a sip of my magic potion

jane: what up bitch!

me: aye aye *motions to sally*

jane: wheres my mother father poster witch!

sally: looking between the two of us* bruh -_-

jane: *puts ring finger up* uh ring finger! *starts backing up*

king bach

me jane kira and elena: *dancing*

kira: does back flip off wall

ben: they tryna be hash tag squad goals?

lele pons

my friend irl: my boyfriend invited me over to netflix and chill should i go?

me: yeah if you like netflix and dick in yo mouth cause thats what he's tryna do put his dick in yo mouth

amanda cerny

ben: ohh this girl be fine as hell *likes picture*

door bell rings

ben: *opens door* aye

random girl: sup bro

ben: who the hell are you

random girl: shawntell

ben: no you aint your shawnjohn hell out my face! hell out my face! *closes door*

bish whaaa

jake: so if your talking to other guys you think i won't find out?

me: i'm not talking to other guys

hot guy walks by

me: *turns around* *starts waving at no one* *starts taking pictures* *turns around* i'm all faithful

jake; *has arms crossed*

kenny knox

jeff: hey guess what i found out

ben: maggie started dating jake

jeff: no i have a extra mission *starts making crying noises*

ben: shit

shawn mendes

me and jane: *putting a girl in a magic box*

crowd: *clapping*

me: *has sword* hiiiiya! *puts sword in then out of box* *blood starts coming out of box*

random guy: you killed my baby!

me and jane: *runs off*

do u believe in magic

sally: *standing on podium on the hunger games* *gets off* *stabs jeff*

jeff: why you do that for? *falls*

sally: ain't nobody got time to wait for the game to start hey ben

ben: what?

sally: *starts walking to ben* doo do do do *stabs ben*

lets just leave it at that

me: *picks up bag of chips*

elena: *knocks bag out of my hand*

me: *slaps elena*

elena: touche *walks off*

cameron dallas is my boyfriend!!

alexx: *smacking her gum while talking to tiffany and gabi*

tifafany: *smacking gum* i know right

gabi: *blows bubble*

all three of them: *smacking gum and blowing a bubble*

me: AYE! shut the fuck up!!

things like that annoy me

masky: she's a beast! i call her maggie!

me: *barges into maskys room* TF U SAY!!

sally: shits about to get real!

slendy: sally! maggie no! get maskys mask out of your mouth!

me: *throws mask*

slendy: try me bitch!

me: *growls*

slendy: ok and were off

allicat

jeff: *on knees* *holding my hands* i just want you for my own

sally: ohhhhh

me: *starts backing up* please just leave me the fuck alone

sally: ohhh

gabbie

ben: you need to leave maggie alone

jeff: she just texted me!

ben: what does it say?

jeff: leave me alone you psychopath

damn right


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