me: slendy i refuse to go back to school after what the principle said to me
slendy: what did he say?
me: your expelled like how dare he?
slendy: *long sigh* it's okay slenderman you knew that someday this would have happened
me: well gotta zayn!! *runs to room*
breaking the news was hard!
police officer: ma'am what's that bottle next to you
elena: it's water officer
police officer: it's not water it's wine
elena: LISTEN HERE JESUS! I SAID IT'S WATER!! *smacks bottle on ground*
police officer: 0_0
im singing in the rain!
kira: ALL I WANNA DO IS SEE YOU TURNING TWO!! A GIANT WOMAN *high pitched voice* A GIANT WO-
me: *barges in* KIRA IT'S 5 IN THE FUCKING MORNING I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!! *storms out and slams door*
kira: *whispers* a giant woman
i like meh sleep!!
me: *rumaging through fridge* i love food food love's me were one big happy family with a great big hug and a snack from me to you won't you say food love's me to!
jeff: no food does not love you
me: *whips head out of fridge and glares at him* what you say justin bieber lover
jeff: oh nothing just that food does not love you maggie you should know that
me: i'm four five seconds to murdering yo ass
jeff: try me bitch *put's fruit and vegetables in my face*
me: boi get that out my face! *starts slapping jeffs hands to get the fruit out of my face* you know i'm allergic you want me see jesus?
jeff: your not allergic maggie you need to learn how to eat healthy
jane: JEFF I KNOW YOUR PALE ASS DIDN'T JUST SAY *jeff voice* "healthy" LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK! *storms into kitchen*
jeff: oh but i did and i'm just telling maggie she should just you know start eating her greens
me: *paralyzed*
jane: look what you did! you know she don't like being healthy *pulls me into chest* it scares her
jeff: *rolls eyes* so? i'm just saying-
jane: ENOUGH!! havn't you scarred the girl enough *looks down at my paralyzed body* she's just a food lover! now calm yo titties before i knock yo ass out
jeff: fine fine but hey if you ever wanna eat healthy just come to me *walks out*
me and jane: NEVER!!
i don't eat healthy
me: *sleeping on the couch*
jane elena and kira: *starts walking up towards me with markers in hands*
me: *pulls out gun and is awake* *staring at them with gun raised*
kira jane and elena: 0_0 *start backing away*
were all in this together!
me: *walks into kitchen* ohh! a box of donuts! *looks around stuffs box up shirt and runs upstairs*
jeff: *come's out from under the table with a camera* *snickers and points camera toward face* this is gonna be good
jane: *walks in* oh my god jeff!
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vine With Creepypastas
Rastgelethis is where I take the creepypasta crew and me and we recreate vines memes and some things I make up myself! Hope you enjoy Edit: the first couple chapters are TRASH !! I'm warning you but as it goes it gets better I promise... I think Edit 2: ⚠️...