me: have you ever just go on youtube go to a one direction or singer of your choice and put on a live show and just pretend you actually there?
kira: *weirded out look* no do you?
me: 0_0 pfft no *closes youtube tab* that's just sad *closes laptop and throws it out of the window*
it's a hard knock life for- AHH BARRELS!!
Elena: i've been studying for this test for like 5 hours
Kira: bro i havn't been to sleep yet thats how much i was studying
Me: *sleeping* *wakes up* we got a test? *looking to kira then elena*
Kira: this bitch
Elena: i reminded you like 5 times
Literally me though! Lol
Elain: *walks into elenas room* *crying*
Elena: 0_0
Elain: why you in here being a good kid do something bad so i can yell at you
Elena: wtf?
Barney!!
Elena: man what you get for number seven?
Jane: i got 20.2
Elena: bro i got 20.1
Me: nigga i got 3 how the?
The wolf goes moooo
Me: *sitting on chair* yeah i wanna try and stay out of drama focus on my killings be a better killer
Elena: *comes walking in* guess who got caught sucking dick in the bathroom
Me: who?! *falls off of chair*
Im from the valley!!
Elena: hey mom can you help me with this crossword puzzle i can't find the word click
Elain: ohh your just like your dad your dad can't find the clit either
Elena: i said click
Jajajaja!!
Me: *runs downstairs to living room* GUYS I HAVE A JOKE!!
Slendy: what is it?
Elena: *sighs* please tell me
Kira: *looks up from manga* yes?
Me: where did mary go after the explosion
Everyone: where
Me: everywhere
Kira: *laughing* haha!! Love that
Slendy: whos youtube channel were you on
Me: corey's he was playing the try not to laugh challenge with his girlfriend devyn
Elena: it was pretty good
I WANT SOMEONE JUST LIKE SHAWN
Jeff: here you go jane *hands jane a box*
Jane: *takes box* thanks whats in it?
Jeff: open it
Jane: why would i open something from you without knowing what it is?
Jeff: BITCH JUST OPEN IT!
Jane: okay okay jeez fine *opens box* jeff...
Jeff: ya
Jane: why is there pineapples in this box with a note saying *picks up note* eat me maggies gonna kill you
Jeff: no she's not
Jane: yes she is she's gon whoop your ass back to yesterday cause she hates pineapples
Jeff: don't you? *snikers* (bar... I'll go home)
Jane: i do but im not maggie
Jeff: -_- FUCK!
Me: *comes running downstairs into kitchen* food food food food!! *stops in tracks* what ya guys doing here
Jeff: *grabs box from janes hand* here maggie have some food
Me: *grabs box* thanks? Jeff i- *looks into box* *looks up with dark aruma* jeff..
Jeff: yes?
Me: *throws box to kitchen wall* I KNOW YOUR PALE ASS DIDN'T JUST TRY AND GIVE ME SOME DAMN PINEAPPLES YOU KNOW IM ALLERGIC YOU WANT ME SEE JESUS?!?
Jeff: fist off your not allergic and secondly there good for you
Me: no there not!! THERE THE GODS FOOD MEANING ITS GONNA BURN ME IF I TOUCH IT OR EAT IT IMMA DIE I AINT NO GOODIE TOO SHOES IMMA BE WITH ZALGOS UGLY ASS!!
Slendy: *comes walking in* whats going on- *notices the box with the pineapples sliding down the wall* wjats with the mess on the wall
Me: jeff tried to poison me with pineapples
Jeff: no i didn't!!
Me: eeeeevill
Slendy: just one day one day where there is no mess or someone breaking something
Me: ... GOTTA ZAYN!! *runs upstairs into room and slams door and locking it*
Jeff: YOU BITCH!!
Me: YOUR FAULT!!
Jane: 0_0 that took a turn
Baggy baggy clothes yeah!!
Slendy: *driving* imma give you one more chance to tell me the truth
Me: *slouching in front seat* okay so-
Slendy: I DIDN'T TELL YO ASS TO TALK! SHUT YO ASS UP
me: 0_0 god damn!
Torture man
Me: *running downstairs* GUYS GUYS!
Everyone: what!
Me: i have a joke!
Everyone: *sighs*
Slendy: lets hear it
Me: why is six afraid of seven
Jeff: BECAUSE SECEN EIGHT NINE YOU BITCH!
Me: NO! Because seven is a registered six offender
Everyone but me: UGH!!
Me: *pulls out wooden spoon* and WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLING BITCH! *runs after jeff*
Jeff: fuck! *starts running*
BLUE BALLS BLUE BALLS!
ben: MAGGIE! I JUST SAVED EJ!
Me: you better save this ass whopping
Ben: EVERYTIME!! *walks to room*
Shawn mendes is GOD
Alex: god maggie why are you such a slut maggie
Me: the fuck you mean "why am i a slut" bitch im not a mirror
Alex: i suggest you don't talk before you won't live to see tomorrow
Me: what chu mean i won't live to see tomorrow you won't live to see the next five minutes if you don't sit your ass down
Alex: *sits down in desk*
Im tired asf lmao
Hoodie: slendy i just found you some people to kill-
Slendy: did you clean your homework
Hoodie: how do you clean yo homework
Slendy: nope fuck you
Its not an obsession!! ITS A DEDICATION!
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vine With Creepypastas
Aléatoirethis is where I take the creepypasta crew and me and we recreate vines memes and some things I make up myself! Hope you enjoy Edit: the first couple chapters are TRASH !! I'm warning you but as it goes it gets better I promise... I think Edit 2: ⚠️...
