Ben: beat that bitches ass
Jeff: *high pitched voice* aye
Ben: make him eat the grass
Jeff: *high pitched voice* aye
Ben: eat that boi's ass
Jeff: *high pitched voice* gay ga *normal voice* gay
Me jane and kira: hahaha
(Ends)
Maksy: maggie i just had sex!
Me: t-thats great masky come sit down
Masky: I can't my ass hurts
Me: 0_0
ends
*At the academy for the cp's*
Slendy: today class we will be watching a movie jeffery can you hit the lights?
Jeff: I'm on it Mr. Slendy *hits lights* ha
Slendy: Jeff-Jeffery get the fuck out
ENDS!!
Me: *talking to Elena* i know you heard that new shawn Mendes
mrs. smith: why do I here talking?
Me: cause you got ears you dumbass bitch!
mrs. smith: Maggie step outside for a minute
Ends bitch!
Smiley: it's time for my walk bitchass
Jeff: just one minute smiley
Smiley: I WILL FUCKIN SHIT ON THIS FLOOR! take me out
Jeff 0_0
ENDS!
Jane: my room is haunted
Kira: jane why do you say that?
Jane: I hear weird voices at night
Kira: like what
Jane *deep voice* damn bitch you weird as fuck
Kira: oh!
One of my favs lmao
nurse ann: looks like you have aids
offendy: really?...why?....
nurse ann: bitch you've been fucking
Bleep!
Me: hey slendy what's for dinner?
Slendy: steak corn and a side of-
Sally: pussy!
Slendy: NO! And a side of-
Sally: *licks lips* pussy
Sally though 😏
me: mrs. smith how did i get a D on this test?
mrs. smith: class what is it called when maggie gets an A?
alex: imagination!
me: fight me fight me right now!!
I'm a savage! Boo0p!
Me: happy Father's day!
Slendy: I ain't got no fucking kids *throws pillow*
Me: oof
Slendy: pull out game strong though
Jeff: wait does he even?...
Kira: I don't fucking know why you asking me!!?!! *walks off *
Jeff: damn
Afhstw blopp
Hey guys hope you enjoyed this chapter!! I was reading one of TicciTobysSideChick chapters and it was funny asf but I'm gonna be making a book with my own ocs and cps! I'm gonna do a mixed one next time and I will update mostly this one and my living with the creepypastas!
Me: *bumps into a wall* what the fuck! Who put that there!?!
Sally: bye see you next chapter!
BEN: if she ever updates
Me: FUCK OFF!
Future me: sup bitches it's disclaimer time! My stories will be on hold until I edit and find enough time in my -nonexistent to- many fanbases- schedule to actually start a new chapter so I have decided to edit my stories like no tomorrow since I started these books as a cringy 11- 12 year old hopefully it won't take long so yea BYE!!
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vine With Creepypastas
Randomthis is where I take the creepypasta crew and me and we recreate vines memes and some things I make up myself! Hope you enjoy Edit: the first couple chapters are TRASH !! I'm warning you but as it goes it gets better I promise... I think Edit 2: ⚠️...