Me: *makes mistake on paper* -_- *grabs eraser and starts erasing shit* *rips paper* *falls onto ground*
Ms. Smith: MAGGIE GET OFF THE FLOOR AND FINISH YOUR WORK!
Me: fine *starts getting up* *mumbling* god damn this is why your husband left you *sits back in desk*
Ms. Smith: what was that
Me: mind yo damn buisness like damn
Im weird
Elena: i have no friends
Me: *gives really bitch face* ahem what am i? A roach
Twaimz
Me: uptown fuck you up uptown fuck you up! I say uptown fuck you up uptown fuck you up!
Jeff: its uptown FUNK you up
Me: *starts snapping* uptown fuck you up uptown fuck you up
Jeff: -_-
Don't fuck with me!!
*at a party*
Alex: *high pitch voice* *acting drunk* aha ha im sooo drunk
Me: who gave this bitch a caprison and said it was alcohol -_-
Alex: *sobers up* fuck- fuck you
I suck at singing!
Younger elena: dad how did you and mom meet?!?
Elenas dad: we were in school we bumped into eachother and her books fell
Younger elena: *gushes* *giggles*
Elenas dad: then i saw that ass and i was like DAMN BITCH!-
Elain: SHUT YO STUPID ASS UP! *starts hitting elena's dad*
Elena: 0_0 *starts backing away slowly*
Im tired lol
*
Flash back
Kindergarden teacher: does anyone know what sound a rooster makes
Younger me: cock-a-doodle-do
Kindergarden teacher: MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT BITCH FUCK OUTTA HERE FUCK YOU MEAN FUCK GIRL!!
Everyone but me: *crying*
Me: well fine
Kindergarden teacher: *spazzing out*
Flash back over
Masky: damn she really say that?
Me: yep got fired soon after
Masky: the fuck kind of school did you go to
Me: public school
Masky: -_-
WEEE ARE NEVER EVER EVRR GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!
Alex's boyfriend: *holding alex's car keys over head* haha!!
Alex: okay give it back
Alex's bf: first you gotta say my name
Alex: fine big daddy now give it back *reaches out hand*
Alex's bf: *sad look* my name carl
Alex: 0_0 FUCK!
If you have any viners to recomend go for it!!
Masky: *walks into kitchen* slendy can we have meatballs for dinner
Slendy: *in a bad mood* *turns around from stove* so you eating balls now!
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vine With Creepypastas
Randomthis is where I take the creepypasta crew and me and we recreate vines memes and some things I make up myself! Hope you enjoy Edit: the first couple chapters are TRASH !! I'm warning you but as it goes it gets better I promise... I think Edit 2: ⚠️...
