maggie and elenas adventures!

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Me: hey ej have i ever told you back in 4th grade when me and elena were in the schools choir?

Ej: nope TELL ME!

Me: jesus christ calm down ok well-

*flash back*

4th grader me: BUT I DON'T WANNA DO CHOIR!!

4th grade elena: pls maggie it can be fun!! We could change it up a bit!

4th grade me: how changed?

Elena: *sighs* how much changed you want

Four hours later

Choir teacher: ladies and gentleman boys and girls welcome to this years choir!!

Everyone in audience: *clapping*

The choir group: *walks out onto stage*

Choir teacher: ok everyone the first song is mary had a little lamb

Everyone but me and maggie: mary had a little lamb

Me and elena: *yelling ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!!

Elena: *jumps in front of everybody and starts twerking*

Me: *goes beside elena* MARY HAS A BIG FAT ASS B-B BIG FAT ASS B-B BIG FAT ASS MARY HAD A BIG FAT ASS FATTER THEN *points at girl* MARY JOES!!

Elena: *stops twerking* NOW FOR THE BARNEY THEME SONG!!

Me and elena: *linking arms and spinning around*

Me: BARNEY IS A BIG FAT MAN THAT LOVES TO PLAY WITH KIDS!!

Elena: WHAT NO ONE KNOWS IS THAT HES NOT PRETEND

Me: ONE BY ONE THE KIDS GO LOSS NO ONE  KNOWING WHERE

Elena: WHAT NO ONE KNOWS IS THAT IT WAS BARNEYS BIG FAT ASS!

Choir teacher:* trying to pull me and elena off stage*

me: BARNEY IS BIG AND STRONG THE KIDS ARE FUCKING WEAK!!

Elena: RAPE RAPE RAPE IS WHAT HE DOES WHEN THEY SLEEP!

Me: BARNEY WILL GET YOU TO IF YOU DONT FUCKING BELIEVE HIM!!

Me and elena: *stops dancing*

Crowd: *kids crying and disappointed parents*

Elenas parents: 0_0

John (elenas dad): *sighs* i'll call maggies parents and slendy *pulld out phone*

Elaine: i'll meet you in the office *starts getting up*

John: *mumbles* yep

*flashback ends*

Ej: ohh thats why slendy had to go in a rush and in human form to makes sense

Me: yup! That was also the first time we got suspended together!*proud smile*

Ej: how did you come up with those songs though??

Me: we planned the mary had a little lamb one but not the barney theme song surprised it came out well

Ej:man sounds eventful

Me: it was me and elena usually find ourselves singing the mary had a little lamb one and barney theme

*screen goes black*

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