IS YOU DUMB?!?

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Jeff: hey maggie wanna work out?

Me: sure *stands in front of jeff* ready

Jeff: what?-

Me: a one *starts putting middle finger up and dagnces a little* a two *starts putting middle finger up and down* a three a four now bring it up *puts middle finger in air* now bring it up!!

Jeff: 0_ 0 the fuck

Blah blah blah UPDATE

slendy: *sighs* what did you get in trouble for now

Me: wellllllll-

Flash back to and hour ago

Ms. Smith: okay everyone make up a poem and hand it in when your done

10 minutes later

Me: *walks up to front* im done

Ms. Smith: okay maggie lets see *grabs paper* *reads whats on paper*

Roses are black

Violets are black

Fuck you

Ms. Smith: maggie what is this?!?

Me: you said make a poem so i did to you

Ms. Smith: principles office now!

Me: already on it *has bag and by the door* bye bitch *walks out with middle finger up*

Flash back over

Slendy: lets- lets just go home

Me: *shrugs* okay

IM FROM THE VALLEY!!

Jeff: maggie why are you so fucking stupid?!?

Me: -_- hey jeff i made a poem for you wanna hear it?

Jeff: sure-

Me: roses are red

Grass is green

Yo ugly ass makes me wanna scream!

Jeff: -_- bitch *leaves room*

Liza koshy

Me: *room dancing around* *listening to music*I WANNA LOVE YOU WITH THE LIGHTS ON!

Slendy: MAGGIE SHUT UP!

Me: MAKE ME! *starts jumping on bed*

Slendy: *storms into room* maggie shut the FUCK up!

Me: *stops bouncing* and you need a face!*starts bouncing again*

Slendy: what did you say!?!?

Me: BABY I'M JUST BEING HONEST!!

slendy: oh i'm losing my patience with you!

Me: PLEASE I'M LOSING MY PATIENCE!!

Slendy: I GIVE UP!! *storms out of my room*

I am having alot of time to write 😂

Ben: *in dark alley with random guy* aye you got the drugs

Drug dealer: nah man i stopped selling drugs gonna turn my life around be a better father to my son

BEN: bitch fuck yo son i want my drugs

Holo!

Me: hey is ms. Smith here?

Elena: i don't think so i havn't seen her

Me: *excited* that means we got a substitut-

Ms. Smith: *comes barging in* BITCH YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A SUB!

Me: *groans* why the fuck are you heree

*twaimz voice* iz me bitch

Slendy: *looks around*

Me: sitting at kitchen table* *has what the fuck face*

Slendy: *opens the fridge and walks away* close that fridge

Me: -_- biiitch

Damn bitch lookin like a snack!

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