My Dumb Cousin Rap Thing

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Oh my freaking god! Leave me alone!
I don't want to talk on the phone
She's annoying! Arrogant! She never stops talking
I'll go around the world and keep on walking
Before she even stops to take a breath
I'm still surprised she has some left
I swear that she has talked for hours
And you should know, she's a real coward
I don't even know why I'm still complaining
She talks like has never been insane
Or never grew up
Bruh, I can't even cuss
All she does is fuss
About how I'm not playing a game
She acts like I don't have a brain
Someone please stop her! I'm gonna go crazy
She says everything even when she's lazy
I swear I'm the only human being she talks to
Come know one more person than 2
Have some highlights of your life
Imma be precise!
JUST HAVE A LIFE!
That's all I ask!
With you in mine,
I can't even do a simple task!
I would wear a mask
Just to get away from you
I can't even sue
I surely can't abuse
Someone please get her away from me
I'm so close to hitting her
To killing her
I just want to get rid of her

But if I do her ghost might haunt her phone and call me over and over
Or somethin like that
Who knows
Crazy shit happens

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