Juvia Harem: Water Goddess of evanescence | DISCONTINUED

Chapter Seventeen: Girls Night Out Part Two

Erza and I reach Levy's house, and we stand outside. "Juvia is going to knock politely." I say, raising my right hand up. "Nonsense! We don't want to wait for Levy forever! A small knock simply won't do!" Erza tells me as I cross my arms.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

"LEVY!!! GET UP!!! IT'S TIME FOR OUR WOMEN'S DATE!" Erza yells as I facepalm. "Juvia feels weirded out..." I shake my head as Erza scoffs. Suddenly, we hear some heels clicking as they reach the door. "Okay! Okay! I'm here!" Levy sighs as she sees Erza. "I knew it was you."

"Great! Let's get going!" Erza raises her fists as Levy grabs a nearby purse. "Okay...but did you really have to rush me?" Levy asks. "OF COURSE I DID! WE HAVE TO GO A.S.A.P!" Erza yells as I touch her shoulder. "Erzie...calm down..." I say as she then glares at me. "NO! THIS NIGHT WILL BE OUR DARE NIGHT!!!" She makes me yelp as I back away. Levy sighs. "Okay...can we pretty pretty please go now?" Levy asks as both Erza and I nod. "So where to?" Erza asks Levy as Levy shakes her head. "I didn't plan this! Juvia did!"

Erza turns to me with a face. "Where to, Water Goddess?" She asks as I think things in my head. "How about we can eat...and then go buy clothes and stuff...and and and also...ummm..." I think at the top of my head. "We can go lingerie shopping." Erza suggests as Levy and I turn a bright red. "WHAT FOR?!?!" We squeal. "One, for you, Levy, in case you and Gajeel ever decide to bang, that would be a perfect thing to wear underneath that orange dress of yours." Erza notes as Levy burns up.

"Phew..."

I exhale a sign of relief as Erza then looks at me. "Don't play innocent! You're going to get tons of lingerie! You need enough to go through in Ice and Fire steam Water!" Erza exclaims as I get a nosebleed and scream. "Erzie!!! Don't mention that in front of Levy!" I gasp as Levy looks at the two of us in confusion. "Eh? What does Ice and Fire steam Water mean? Is it a book? Or a movie?" Erza gasps as she then pulls Levy close. "It shall be a book, then a movie, on Gray and Natsu with Juvia..."

She then leans close to her ear as she whispers, and with every word that Erza has to say, Levy turns darker shades of red. "Ahhh!!! Why would Juvia do such a thing!" Levy screams as I then grab Erza and Levy. "Co-Come on! We don't want to be late!" I tell them as Erza giggles in an evil manner. "And oh, P.S. Levy, I'm going to be the cameraman." She says as I sulk, ready to start this whole night without any lewd comment on me, me and Gray, or me and Natsu...or us three.

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I start to eat my lasagna along with a stuffed cheesy and sausage calzone. Levy eats some spaghetti along with a slice of pizza. Erza--is eating cake. "Ahhh, nothing beats a slice of cake...except for my sword." Erza eats the delicious dessert as I shake my head, before agreeing. "Yeah, Juvia loves food!" I say. Erza smirks as she elbows me. "Another thing you and Natsu have in common~!" Levy swallows a piece of her pizza as she stares at Erza in disbelief. "Erza, do you seriously think that Natsu has a crush or something on Juvia?!"

"YES! Therefore, Natsu, Gray and Juvia must give me ten nieces and nephews!" I spit out my pineapple soda as it is sent flying into oblivion, and I redden at what nonsense Erza is speaking of. "Erzie!" I pant as Levy blinks a couple of times. "Well...then...ummm..." She's blushing of embarrassment. "Natsu and Gray can't be with Juvia--at the same time..." Levy adds. "Sure she can! We can find two more boys to give Juvia a Harem! Love triangles are too easy and obviously one comes out, but with Harems there's loads of drama and tons of hot boys!"

"W-Well..." I bite into my calzone as Levy finishes her pizza a bit shocked at Erza. "Please? A Harem of boys? Like that's going to happen!" Levy giggles as I agree. "Yes! No Harem will ever cross Juvia's path!" I say. "Yeah Juvia that's what you say now...but I believe two bad boys from evil shall be in love with you very soon!" Erza declares in pride as Levy sighs. "Erza has been reading way too many smut stories..." Levy says as Erza growls and faces Levy. "I do not!!!" She says as I finish my food.

"Let's get dessert!" I say, changing the topic. "But...Erza already had a slice of cake..." Levy says as Erza growls. "I don't care! Cake is dessert too! I'm going to get an entire cake!" She then runs off as Levy and I sigh, walking after that crazy red hair girl. "Erza sure has a lot of energy." Levy adds as I nod. "Yes...a Harem? That's insane." I respond as Levy shakes a bit before focusing on me. "You don't think...that you will get one--I mean it's crazy to think it..." Levy says as I laugh.

"Juvia get a Harem? Very unlikely! Juvia doesn't have any boys liking her, sure maybe Natsu is starting to be Juvia's friend, and maybe Gray feels bad that Juvia is always showing love, but nah...there are no other boys in the world that could possibly love me--well besides Lyon, but he might be with Sherry, haha." We both walk as Levy giggles. "A Harem of boys, all for Juvia..." Levy says as I smile. "Juvia is glad it will never happen!" I say as Levy follows onward. "Erza just reads too much love stories...Harems are unrealistic, and chaotic."