I Looked Up At Him Once More, He Looked Up At Me And Smiled... I Smiled Back.
This Boy Really Wanted Me To Buckle Down The Stairs Ya Noe..
It Was Still Kinda Light Outside, I Was So Used To It Getting Dark By 5pm, I Hated Winter..
As Soon As I Got Into The House Jumped On The Couch And Turnt On The Tele. My Mum Wouldnt Be Home Till Like 3 In Morning. (She Worked Nights.) Turned On E4 And "Friends" Was On. Ohh Boi That Show Was Jokess! I Was Bussing Up On The Floor When I Heard My Phone Ring:
Trey Songz - Say Aah
(8) Go Girl, It's Ya Birthday. Open Wide, I Know Ya Thirsty. SAY AAHHHH! (8)
Me: Yooo!
Leah: Ayy What Did I Tell Yuhh Bout Answering Thaa Phone Like That?!
Me: Shut Up Man! Ye Yee So Whats Up?
Leah: Jus Watching "Friends" Yuuh?
Me: DUNKNOEE! Puree Jokes Ritee!
Leah: Aliee! So What Yuh Doing Tommorrow?
Me: Dunno Man. Yuhh?
Leah: Packing To Go Jamaica On Monday. Cant Wait For The Sun Man, It So Cold!
Me: So Whaa Yuh Couldnt Invite Me Nahh?!
Leah: Yee But-
Me: Ahh Fuck Yuhh Then!
Leah: Lool!
Me: Ayy Im Hungry Ill Speak To Yuh Tommorrow Yea, Imma Help Yuh Pack. Got Nuttin Better To Do.
Leah: Ah Fanks! Go Stuff Your Face, Ill See Yuh Tommorow . Byee!
Me: Bye Nigaaa!
I Cut The Fone And Headed To Thee Kitchen.
Made Some Bun And Cheese... WOIII! Some Good Shit!
I Werent Really On Loggiin Into Facebook And That, People Were Probably Chattin Shit Bout What Happened After School.
I Was In My Room For Bout An Hour, When I Heard The Front Door Shut. It Was Probably Erica, My Sister. She Practically Looked Like My Twin, But Taller And Darker Skin.
"Ferlishhaa!" She Shouted
"Erickaaa!" I Shouted Back
"Cum Ya!" She Said (Yeaa Shes Fresh Of Tha Boat! She Got Send Back Homee To Jamaica Coz She Was Too Bad In School! Yea Anyway That Was When She Was My Age. Shes 19 Now.)
I Ran Downstairs To See Her Standing In The Hall Wid About 20 Bags Round Her.
"Mi Noe Seh Yuh Birt'dai 1 Week Awai So Meh Get Yuh Sum Tings. Pick Owt 5 Tings Yuhh Want And Dont Tell Mi Madda!" She Said To Me.
"AHHHH!" My Mouth Was WIDEE Open When I Clocked She Was Serious.
I Took All Them Bags And Put Them On The Sofa. Erica Had Sum Good Taste, It Was Hard To Choose.
I Ended Up Picking:
Black && Gold Addidas Trainers
Green Dress
Black And Blue Pastries
Grey Cardigan &&
Gold Necklace
YUUP!
"I LOVE YUHH ERIKAAAA!" I Shouted Half Way Up The Stairs, Holding All My New Things In My Arms. For Real Thoo, I Did Love Her Off!
Soon Fell Asleep..... ZzZzZz
-----6AM------
"Geet Up Gyal, We Got Tings Tooh To Day.. MI SEH GET UP!" My Mum Was Shouting Now
"mmmmm.. Im Tired Mann!" I Shouted From Under Thee Covers.
"Yuh Tink I Care?!" She Dragged The Quilt Off Me And Dashed It On The Wall. She Took Tha Piss!
"Meh Nat Gunna Tell Yuh Again! Get Up And Follow Meh Gah Ah Wes En!" She Screamed!
"Follow Yuh, Do I Look Like Some Fuckin Send Out.." I Mumbled...
"Weh Yuh Seh Likkle Girl!?" She Picked Up My Trainer..
"Ohh Shit!" I Screamed As I Ran Into The Bathroom Before She Could Dash It At My Head.
Today Was Fucking Emoshionnal!
My Mum Toook Ta PISS!
She Made Me Carry All Deh Fuckin Bags Full Ov All Her Unnecessary Shit!
The Worst Part Was When We Were Going Home (FANK THAA LORD!), I Was Walking Kinda Slow Behind Her Then The Bus Musta Pulled Up To The Stop.. Then I Heard Someone Shouting At Me!
"Ferlisha Mun, Yuh Cant C Dhat Di Bus At Tha Stop, Run Beforee Yuh Miss It!!" Mum SHOUTED!! :@
.......... Ehem, Excuse Me? IS MY NAME LARRY!? DO I LOOK LIKE I RUN FOR BUSES?!
I Kissed Ma Teef, And Carried On Walkin Same Way, I Was Like 2 Steps From The Bus, Fuck Man!
Shes There Gwarnin Like Its That Big Boat In "2012", I Was Gunna Die If I Missed In Init? Gosh Man! ¬_¬
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It's My Life.
TienerfictieMeckk Meckk; I Can't Be Fucked For Decriptionss. JUSS REAAD. :)