Life As Melanie

Chapter 36

*Misty opens the front door*

Naomi: What the hell are you doing here?!

Misty: I could ask you the same!

Naomi: Trust & believe today is not the day to mess with me!

*I run to the front door*

Naomi: Melanie what is this?! *she points at Misty*

Me: Calm down, I didn't know she was gonna come over.

Naomi: Well, I came to talk to you not her! *gives Misty a dirty look*

Misty: *laughs* I don't understand dog anyway.

Naomi: *balls fist* Bitch I will...

*I interrupt Naomi*

Me: *pushes Naomi back* Naomi chill!

See, this is exactly why I didn't need Misty just popping up over here! These two can't stand in the same room with each other for five seconds without wanting to kill each other!

Me: Lets all just go into the living room & have a civilized conversation!

Naomi: *looks at Misty with a smirk* My pleasure! After you Misty.

Misty: *look of fear in her eyes* *whispers* Bitch!

*we walk into the living room together*

Me: I better not hear anything smart coming from neither one of you!

Naomi: Like I said before I came here to talk to you, she's irrelevant!

Misty: Last time I checked you got cut off, so who's irrelevant now?

Naomi: Girl please don't make me put you out & tell Melanie what you're really about!

Hold up, wait a minute! What is Naomi talking about?! I promise if Misty was putting on a front this whole time I'm gonna straight blackout on her ass!

Misty: You don't know anything about me!

Naomi: *smirks* Oh really?

Me: What are y'all talking about?!

Naomi: Are you gonna tell her, or may I have the honor?

Me: Tell me what?!

Misty: *looks scared* Melanie I'm sorry, I just really wanted it because it was something I've never had before...

Me: *gets angry* Misty what the hell is going on?!

Naomi: I told you this girl was nothing but trouble, and she's jealous of everything you got!

Me: *yells* What are you trying to say Naomi?

Naomi: Miss thang over here tried to make a pass at your boy Jamal. She's been all up in your ass knowing what she was trying to do! I've seen her in action with my own eyes, but don't be worried because Jamal wasn't having it! I just wanted to let you know as me being your bestfriend that this sneaky bitch ain't shit!

Before I could even saying anything all I saw was red & next thing you know I'm aiming straight for Misty's face...