LATE VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL!!!

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I decided to make some silly pick up lines from all our fav gems!!

STEVEN: "do you have a rose? Cause i lost mine!" *connie snorts*

CONNIE: "i'd stop reading my book to hear what you say!" *Steven blushes*

GARNET: "i can see a future with you" *wink wonk* (you decide which eye she winks with)

RUBY: "my heart is a-alight for you!"

SAPPHIRE: "i couldn't help but keep my eye on you" ;) but, with one eye ?

PEARL: "i-i oh-oh my! I can't do pick up lines!! Well, um, i'd go to the moon and back for you!"

AMETHYST: *trips over* "sorry, i've fallen for you and i can't get up!"

ROSE: "i think you changed me" :)

JASPER: *peridot pushes her forward* "i-i already nose you're the one"

PERIDOT: "can i fix your heart? Peridots are great at fixing things!"

LAPIS: "you could be my Pierre"

YELLOW DIAMOND: "i don't mind feeling for you..."

BLUE DIAMOND: "i like you, join my human zoo?"

HOLLY BLUE AGATE: "well, if i was with you, you wouldn't see me complaining!"

CARNELIAN: "i REALLY LIKE YOU!" *runs*

SKINNY JASPER: "well, you seem cool" *looks away all flustered but tries to play it off cool*

FAMETHYST: "you'RE REALLY NICE!!!" *they all look at eachother for saying the same thing, then start a brawl*

And some humans (and a lion)!! Even tho connie is human she is a crystal gem!

LION: *actually lets you ride him, what a charmer*

RONALDO: "y-you make me feel weird!" *heelies away*

LARS: "you aren't that annoying i suppose..."

SADIE: "who needs all those friends when i've got you? I'm not really famous anyway!"

SOUR CREAM: *onion language for "you look really pretty"*

BUCK DEWEY: "you are super rad"

JENNY: "wanna go for a spin in my car?"

Fusions!!!

OPAL: "i couldn't forget you!"

STEVONNIE: "wanna share a donut?"

SUGALITE: "you look smokin babe!!"

ALEXANDRITE: "... i like you" (shes blunt okay, you love it)

SARDONYX: "you are simply show-stopping!"

And finallllyyyyyyy
ME: "thankyouforreadingmybookohmygoshiloveyou,youareallmyvalentinesthatisall"

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