I decided to make some silly pick up lines from all our fav gems!!
STEVEN: "do you have a rose? Cause i lost mine!" *connie snorts*
CONNIE: "i'd stop reading my book to hear what you say!" *Steven blushes*
GARNET: "i can see a future with you" *wink wonk* (you decide which eye she winks with)
RUBY: "my heart is a-alight for you!"
SAPPHIRE: "i couldn't help but keep my eye on you" ;) but, with one eye ?
PEARL: "i-i oh-oh my! I can't do pick up lines!! Well, um, i'd go to the moon and back for you!"
AMETHYST: *trips over* "sorry, i've fallen for you and i can't get up!"
ROSE: "i think you changed me" :)
JASPER: *peridot pushes her forward* "i-i already nose you're the one"
PERIDOT: "can i fix your heart? Peridots are great at fixing things!"
LAPIS: "you could be my Pierre"
YELLOW DIAMOND: "i don't mind feeling for you..."
BLUE DIAMOND: "i like you, join my human zoo?"
HOLLY BLUE AGATE: "well, if i was with you, you wouldn't see me complaining!"
CARNELIAN: "i REALLY LIKE YOU!" *runs*
SKINNY JASPER: "well, you seem cool" *looks away all flustered but tries to play it off cool*
FAMETHYST: "you'RE REALLY NICE!!!" *they all look at eachother for saying the same thing, then start a brawl*
And some humans (and a lion)!! Even tho connie is human she is a crystal gem!
LION: *actually lets you ride him, what a charmer*
RONALDO: "y-you make me feel weird!" *heelies away*
LARS: "you aren't that annoying i suppose..."
SADIE: "who needs all those friends when i've got you? I'm not really famous anyway!"
SOUR CREAM: *onion language for "you look really pretty"*
BUCK DEWEY: "you are super rad"
JENNY: "wanna go for a spin in my car?"
Fusions!!!
OPAL: "i couldn't forget you!"
STEVONNIE: "wanna share a donut?"
SUGALITE: "you look smokin babe!!"
ALEXANDRITE: "... i like you" (shes blunt okay, you love it)
SARDONYX: "you are simply show-stopping!"
And finallllyyyyyyy
ME: "thankyouforreadingmybookohmygoshiloveyou,youareallmyvalentinesthatisall"
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PEACE//LOVE//BIRTH//WAR COMPLETED
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