Help Me (Peterick AU) [COMPLETED]

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Patrick's POV

Pete's birthday was really fun but when I wake up the next morning there's a scribble of black on my hand. It's from Pete saying he'll be back later and that he loves me which feels pretty nice. He wrote it in sharpie which could be interesting because it won't wash off for a while but its cute.

I completely forgot Brendon got permission to take me out so when he shows up I'm totally not ready. Frantically I get dressed then run with him to his car. I know this is all allowed and no one will stop us but I want to get out as soon as possible.

As always Brendon's really fun and we sing along loudly to Nirvana as he speeds down the highway. Neither of us got breakfast so like the responsible adults we are, we order pizza. I haven't had bad greasy takeaway food in forever so I'm super hyped. Apparently Dr Williams gave Brendon $100 for whatever we want to do today so we've got plenty. It'll probably all end up going into food but I couldn't mind less about that.

After I've ordered pizza to Brendon's house I decide to stalk his phone. I creep through some of his messages until I find the ones with Ryan which should be kind of interesting. I'm pretty entertained until I see a dick pic and very quickly exit out. It's not like I haven't seen both of their dicks before but I'd rather not see anymore of them than I have to. Plus if I keep looking I'd end up asking why he's sending Ryan nudes at 4am and I don't really wanna know the answer.

I end up looking through his Instagram which is also a wild ride. I've never had instagram before because I had nothing to post and no friends to follow but Brendon's has 5 accounts. One is mostly pictures of him and occasionally Ryan which must be his main. One is a meme account which is easily my favourite. Another is an LGBT account which I'm guessing he admins. Another is just a private version of the first which just has ugly selfies of Brendon. Then I get to the last one which, unsurprisingly, is full of nudes. It's private and only has one follower, Ryan, but it's kind of hilarious that he has this whole account just to show Ryan nudes.

I'm pissing myself laughing over it so Brendon stops at s red light and looks back at me "Which one of the many questionable things on there have you found?"

I show him the nudes account which makes him snort and look back at the road "Honestly that's not even very questionable, it's my favourite thing, I love showing off my perfect pretty pink penis" 

I laugh even more at that while going back to the meme account. When we get to Brendon's apartment he tells me he lives with his older brother but he shouldn't be home now. Like he said the house is empty so we head to Brendon's room until the pizza arrives.

With a groan I throw myself face first into Brendon's bed and mumble "This is like fucking heaven, I love you so much you stupid slut"

Brendon slaps my ass and shoves his way onto the bed next to me with a smirk "Love you too dumbass, let's watch a shitty horror movie, I bet you're a complete wimp"

I mumble "Fuck you" as Brendon grabs his laptop off the charger and pulls up Netflix. He's right about me being a wimp but there's no way in hell I'm going to own up to it. All I've watched for months is cartoons so this isn't going to go well but at least it gives me an excuse to beat Brendon up.

While Brendon finds a movie the doorbell goes so he throws me his wallet and I go to get the pizza. The delivery boys pretty cute so we flirt for a couple of minutes before he gives me the pizza along with his number. I'm pretty shocked as I go downstairs which makes Brendon laugh. He snatches the slip of paper off me and types the number into his own phone. I love that he didn't question why I have it but also didn't question whether I was going to keep it.

He sends the guy a text saying 'Hey cutie xx' then pulls me and the pizza down into the bed. He's chosen It which isn't good for me since I'm already scared shitless of clowns. I spend a lot of the movie stuffing my face with pizza and trying not to scream like an idiot. It ends up not being too bad but Brendon still mocks the fuck out of me.

During the end credits we wrestle for a while before Brendon gets me pinned down. I struggle a little but end up lying back and pouting "This part of your wet dreams?" Brendon leans down to lick me then gets off me "Nah I dream about Ryan naked hanging from the ceiling in chains with a vibe in him, wanna go to the mall?"

There was a lot in that I really don't want to think about so I agree. On the way there the pizza guy replies with 'Who's this?' which Brendon lets me reply to. Part of me wants to be a creep but another part really wants to see where this goes. I end up replying 'The next person to touch your booty' quickly followed by 'JK it's the friend of guy you delivered pizza to. He's taken but he gave me your number'.

When I ask Brendon where this whole things going to go he just chuckles and shrugs. Apparently him and Ryan are pretty loose with their relationship which seems kind of weird to me. I'm super jealous and possessive so I could never let someone I love flirt or be with someone else but good for them I guess.

At the mall we end up buying lots of Starbucks then walking around looking at things. Brendon's such a slut so I dare him to go into a girls store and try on the most ridiculous skirt he can find. With a smirk he struts in and picks a light pink skirt off the rack and prances to the room to try it on. I'm almost crying of laughter while I wait for him to come out but I bet it's going to look great.

When he comes out as I thought he looks super cute in it. Brendon just laughs when I tell him that and says he looks like an edgy sugar baby which is definitely true. I swear only Brendon could prance into a shop to try on a skirt for a dare and actually make it look hot.

After admiring his ass Brendon hands he his phone so I can take a picture of him for his private account. I post it on there and am about to text it to Ryan too when he likes the photo and sends lots of horny messages. I don't want to deal with Ryan's eggplant emojis right now so I give it back to Brendon so he can reply.

They sext for a while before Brendon finds a short black dress and throws it at me. Despite lots of arguing Brendon shoves me into the cubicle so I huff and put it on. When I unlock the door Brendon shoved his way in and hums "You look fucking pretty, strike a pose bitch"

Like the cliche white girls we are we take a couple of mirror selfies in our new outfits. I actually don't mind it as much as I thought which makes Brendon look very smug. After I threaten to murder him if he posts those pictures Brendon texts a couple to Ryan then we change back. Brendon definitely stares at my ass but at this point I really don't care.

When I tell Brendon he should buy the skirt he giggles and agrees straight away. We use some of the rest of our money to get the skirt before continuing shopping. We spend most of the rest of our money on snacks throughout the day then use the last little bit to buy me a bracelet. It's nowhere near as nice as Pete's but it makes me feel more connected to him and it's cute.

Brendon texts the pizza boy throughout the day and it's pretty funny. Their entire conversation seems to be the plot to a really bad fanfic and I have a lot of fun thinking up cringy things for him to say.

We still have a couple of hours so we sneak into the movies and laugh our way through a bad kids movie. At the end of the day I'm happier than I've been in so long and this has been the best day ever. I love Brendon so much even though he's a slutty dumbass and I'm so glad he's my friend.

At the end of the day we're both exhausted so we stop off to get McDonald's then ear as we drive home. Eating shitty junk food and singing badly in the car with my best friend is all I want in life.

As Brendon drives I lounge in the passenger seat still sexting his pizza boy. Just as we pull up to the hospital I get a dick pic so we spend a few minutes pissing ourselves with laughter before going in.

Before we go in Brendon gives me a sloppy kiss on the cheek and tells me we can do this again any time were allowed. That makes me feel even better because I'm sure I can talk Dr Williams into this again which will be awesome. Maybe next time we can even bring Pete and Ryan and have the best day ever.