So I've decided to start my first series ting I guess whatever. For Chris, it's gonna be a YouTube series. He's not famous, well YouTube famous if that makes sense. And they'll go by episodes.
Y'all gone be like a relationship type channel whatever like Dearra and Ken and Dei and Joe(favorite couple❤️). It's gone be pranks and challenges and allat goin on ya feel me. So yea. I have to come up wit a serious for Odell because it was gone be lame for them to have the same one so shabop here we go.
And btw there absolutely has to be a set name for this cuz it just wouldn't make sense if there wasn't.
And don't flame me idk what to name their supporters/subscribers💀 so until further notice, they will be called whatever tf comes to mind😬but please if any of you have suggestions, don't hesitate😭
*your name shall be Giovanni because it's one of my favorite names ever. If your name is Giovanni let's be friends🙂💜*
Episode #1: Laxative Prank on Boyfriend
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Giovanni POV💋
"Wassup y'all."I said, setting the camera on the dashboard. "So I just got back from Zaxbys and I'm sitting outside his house right now."I said grabbing the camera and turning it to face his house. I then set it back up on the dashboard. "And I also ran to Walgreens to get this."I smiled, holding a bottle of liquid laxative.
"As y'all know, or if you don't, last week, Chris decided it would be cool to put my dog in the closet and tell me that he died. I love my dog and every other dog in the world so I was very much so heartbroken and I was on the verge of killing myself until the bastard told me it was a prank. That shit was not ok and I refuse to let it slide so I'm bout to get him back right now."I explained.
Afterwards, I took his soda, which was Sprite and poured a little in. "How much do I put in there?"I thought out loud. "I should put the whole damn thing in here."I said pouring a little more. "But I mean shit bitch you don't wanna kill him." I thought for a few seconds then I just shrugged pouring until I felt it was enough. "Vengeance is mine."I laughed to the camera.
I took his straw and stirred the soda then put the lid back on. "Ok, so, I already set the camera up in his living room before I left and in the downstairs bathroom. Team Vanni in the comments section all day, everyday. Let's get it."I finished before turning the camera off and setting it in my purse. I gathered the food and both of our drinks and headed in the house.
"Chris!"I yelled, kicking the door closed. "Well it's about damn time."he sighed, jogging down the steps. "Uh nigga you coulda got yo lazy ass up and went to get yo own food."I said, searching through the bag to pull my boxes out. Once we both got our food situated, we went into the living room and sat on the white L shaped couch. I looked over at the camera which was cleverly hidden and smiled to myself.
"You was watching this?"I asked, scrunching my face out, looking around for the remote. I found it and reached for it only for it to be snatched away. "What you doin?"he asked looking at me like I was crazy. "Changing the channel."I responded like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "I'm clearly watching it. See, yo ass woulda caught a whole attitude if I woulda came and changed yo shit." "Ok, cool, but ion wanna watch this." "Ok, cool, it's a tv upstairs." I gave him the dirtiest look ever and rolled my eyes. I knew I shoulda put the whole thing in there.
"You getting on my fuckin nerves."I mumbled, grabbing my food and moving to the kitchen. "I hope yo ass burn afterwards." "You said you hope what?"he asked and I just looked back at him, continuing to the kitchen. I sat at the table, eating while on my phone. About 20 minutes later, I still sat there, forgetting I even pranked him. Until it started working.
"Bae"he groaned from the living room. I just looked towards the living room without saying anything. "Baby!"he groaned again and I stood from the table walking into the room to see him laid out on the couch holding his stomach with his eyes closed. "Baby!"he groaned once again. "What nigga?"I asked and he opened his eyes to look at me.
"My stomach hurts." "Ok?" "Vanni, stop acting like that. Come here." I sighed, walking over to the couch and sitting beside his head. He readjusted to where his head was on my lap and his body was in the fetal position. He continuously groaned and I rolled my eyes cuz he was being hella over dramatic. I ain't even put a lot in there...did I?
"Just go shit, Chris, you act like yo stomach never hurt before." He looked up at me. "Nah, this not the regular kind. This shit fuckin hurt. Like when you be complaining about period cramps and shit, this hurt that bad." I leaned over him and grabbed his cup of soda and shook it. There was only ice left. I mentally laughed and I lowkey felt bad but it's already done.
About 10 minutes later, he hopped up off the couch and ran down the hall to the bathroom which left me in a fit of laughter. I went to go retrieve the cleverly hidden camera and walked down to the bathroom. I knocked on the door. "Baby, you ok?"I asked, slowly entering wit the camera. He looked up at me and he had a stale face.
"What the fuck, Giovanni."he groaned, rubbing his hands down his face. "What did you do?" "Oh I just but half a bottle of liquid laxative in your drink. That shit really work, don't it?"I laughed and he held his head in his hands, rocking on the toilet. "Half a fuckin bottle, Vanni, really?"he sighed making me laugh again.
"Yeppers. Maybe next time you'll think twice about messing wit my dog you nigger faggot." I turned the camera around to face me and smiled. "Welp, that's another successful prank. Team Vanni wit the win. As you can see, team Chris takin major losses. Typical. You gotta represent ya team right, baby. Anywho, like this video up. Comment, share all that good stuff. If you're new, hit that subscribe button and turn the post notifications on to be notified when we come out with a new video. And tell us what you wanna see for the next video. Anything you wanna say, Chris?"
"This shit not over. You really just started something." "Yea, ok, whatever. And you stink. Anyway, until next time. Bye."I smiled, waving then turned the camera off. I turned to look at Chris and he was in the same position. "Well, I'll just leave you to your shit."I laughed walking out the door and closing it behind me.
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This was kinda lame, I know. I been writing this for a whole week and it's trash, my apologies.
Fw me tho. Vote, comment, request, allat.
~Amari💜
Q: what's your favorite J. Cole song?
A: wet dreams will forever be a bop🤷🏾♀️
