9k reads...I am shooketh to the core 😩 though it seems like I don't care, I really honestly truly do I just be doin shit 🤷🏾♀️ but onna real thank y'all so much for fuckin wit a real nig ✊🏾😌 I love you guys dearly 😘💖
Haven't done one of these in a while so here it is 🙂 enjoy 💓 and plz don't flame me on how I did this, it was lowkey hard af ☹️
Episode #5 : Lyric Prank on Girlfriend
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C H R I S POV ❤️ (obviously 🙄)
"Wassup y'all"I huffed, turning the camera, placing it on the counter of my bathroom. "I know I been gone for a lil minute, I apologize. And I most definitely apologize for letting team Chris down. I took two L's, back to back. That was some fuck shit so imma get her ass back, as you can tell by the title, with a lyric prank. And yes, she will fall for it for a fact because her gullible ass believe any and everything and she slow. But imma use the song Hey There by Dej Loaf featuring Future. And let's get it. Team Chris back in the comments, you know how we coming."
I pulled up the lyrics and scanned through the song, laughing. "Aye, uh I don't know how this gone turn out but don't say I ain't warn y'all. I guess imma start wit uhh"
(Bold is them texting, I'll go back and forth...if you're confused just continue reading 🙂💕)
I still taste you on my lips, yea yea I do...
"And now we wait."I said to the camera, looking back to my phone. Seconds later, she read it and the gray bubbles popped up. "Awwww shit. She better not say no freak shit cuz if my dick get hard, imma fight her."
...nigga what 😂😂😂
I smacked my lips. "Nigga what"I mocked in a high pitch voice. "Her lame ass."
Last night we made love until the sun came
Um false information, wasn't even wit you last night 🤔
I know it's hard when I leave I'm not wit you, but when I'm gone, hold it down you're my love thing ❤️
Christopher dear wtf are you talking about 🤦🏾♀️
You be doin it that one and two that four thing
I'm so confused 😐
Let's slow it down a bit I hit you wit that foreplay 👅
Oh hell nah bih wtf you talm bout boi omfg 😂💀💀💀😭
"See now this next line say hop on top I start to ride you that's that horseplay. Thats also that gay shit that y'all can miss me with. Ain't shit wrong wit being gay, do you, but I'm not it so we just gone hop, skip, and jump on over that."
Strip for my baby bitch we ballin that's that sports play
...you just call me a bitch? 🤔
I love you I love you ❤️
Ohhhhhh oh ok 😂😊
I feel it all in my stomach
Um ok 😶
You a monster baby baby I want you
Are you high ?
No shame in my game, I'm a fiend I'm a junkie 🤷🏾♂️
Chris 🙄
Who's knocking at the door ?my legs locked right now
How tf am I supposed to know if I'm not there 😑 maybe you should go see
I ain't tryna spare you baby ain't no tire in my trunk
What does that even mean 🤦🏾♀️
I get to come to you at least a hundred times out the month
Ok but I don't think that's what that means
Soon as you wake baby ride on me just for breakfast
Well ion get back till like 6 or so...how bout dinner ?
"Y'all she almost got me right here."I sighed. "I almost gave in but I took too many losses from this girl. We already balls deep now but best believe imma answer this question later."
Paparazzi wasting time if they tryna catch us
Sooooo not for dinner? Ok
I done hit her wit the new wave she go crazy bout the D
Christopher Maurice you better have been talkin to one of yo lil friends cuz lemme find out yo yellow ass cheating on me 🔪
Fuck the earth it's us against everybody 🌎❤️
Awwww ☺️💕
You wit a king now it's only right you shine like a queen 👸🏾
I know you fuckin lyin 😑 is this a fuckin prank Chris ? You good for nothing ass nigga 🙄 I can't stand yo ass dude 😒 and to think I was finna give you some 🤦🏾♀️
Giovanni chill fr dawg don't even play like that 😐
No nigga fuck yah 🖕🏾 team Vanni in the comments, all day errday hell is you talm bout 😛 weak ass prank
For a weak ass girl 🤷🏾♂️
Who got a weak ass nigga 😴 but it's all good just wait till I get yo ass back 😘
I rolled my eyes, locking my phone. "I can't stand her y'all. But nah if you think she fell for it and I pulled it off, gone and like this video, share it, and all that good stuff. Comment what y'all wanna see next and make sure you subscribe if you're not and turn on our post notifications to be notified when we make a new video which is every week. Ight gang I'm out this bih, I love y'all. See y'all next week with a new video. Peace."
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I got a migraine, I am pressed. Forgot what I wanted to say anyway so 🤷🏾♀️ sorry this was boring/trash I'll improve 😌
Fw me tho. Vote, comment, request, and all that good stuff. Thank you for reading my shit, preciate it my nig ❤️ and y'all can hmu whenever, I'm very friendly frfr 😭🙂
~Midas 🌸
Q: Favorite BET performance ?
A: I guess I'm expected to say Chris but I really felt like he coulda did soooooo much better tbfh 😕 it was good tho 💯 my favorite was Bruno cuz he was a lituation 🔥😭
