LaurenJ: dinahhhhhhh
LaurenJ: DINAH
DinahJ: Melanie I need answers to yesterday's English homework
Crybaby: how many times do I have to tell you people, I DONT DO HOMEWORK
Allysus: are you still ignoring Lauren, Dinah?
DinahJ: I saw the weirdest thing this morning, I think a big ass spider was humping a butterfly
NormaniK: ... Dinah big spiders eat butterflies
DinahJ: WHAT OMG NO
DinahJ: I WAS ACTUALLY SHIPPING IT
DinahJ: I took one look at it and was like "damn, good for you spider, fuck these labels"
Canola: wait... spiders eat butterflies???
Crybaby: yes Camila
Canola: WHY
Canola: WHAT WOULD EVEN THINK ABOUT EATING BUTTERFLIES??
Allysus: apparently spiders
LaurenJ: Dinah, come outside I brought you food
DinahJ: ... Melanie go get my food
Crybaby: bitch I ain't your slave wtf
Canola: I WANT FOOD
LaurenJ: Camz I asked you and you said you didn't want anything
Canola: that was like an hour ago
LaurenJ: Camila it was twelve minutes ago
Canola: ... well what kind of food is it?
LaurenJ: raising canes, I told you this
Canola: LAUREN WHY WOULD YOU NOT GET ME ANYTHING
LaurenJ: CAMILA YOU SAID YOU DIDNT WANT ANYTHING
Canola: you have no proof of that
LaurenJ: evidence #1
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LaurenJ: evidence #2
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Allysus: there was absolutely no need to show us that second screenshot but I love it
Canola: ... can I still have your pussy tho?
LaurenJ: no Camila, not right now
Canola: THEN WHEN
LaurenJ: JFC TONIGHT CAMZ
Canola: oh okay, LOVE YOUUU
LaurenJ: *rolls eyes* I love you too
Crybaby: are you still waiting outside with food?
LaurenJ: yes
Crybaby: did you get me what I wanted?
LaurenJ: you didn't ask for anything
Crybaby: I ALWAYS ASK FOR A BOX COMBO WITH A SIDE OF ICE TEA
Crybaby: YOU SHOULD KNOW ME BETTER THAN THIS
Crybaby: GOSH LAUREN, DRAKE WOULDNT TREAT ME LIKE THIS
LaurenJ: MELANIE, DRAKE DOESNT EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST
Crybaby: *GASP* HOW DARE YOU
NormaniK: that was really mean Lauren
LaurenJ: I hate all of you sfm
Allysus: ... I want raising canes now...
Canola: can I have Dinah's raising canes if she's not gonna eat it?
DinahJ: no
Canola: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my smoking hot girlfriend with the amazing eyebrows
NormaniK: didn't you just insult her eyebrows like last week?
Canola: why are you bringing up the past mani?
LaurenJ: Camz, the food is for Dinah
LaurenJ: all she has to do, is come outside, and get it
Canola: lol you said come
LaurenJ: *facepalm*
*Private texts between Lauren and Dinah*
LaurenJ: you're being immature just come get your food
Canola: lol you said come again
LaurenJ: Camila go away
Canola: ... but... but I love you
LaurenJ: jfc, I love you too Camz but I need to talk to Dinah
Canola: *GASP* ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR???????
LaurenJ: omfg no Camila
Canola: oh, okay, good, love you!
LaurenJ: I love you too, weirdo
*Canola has now left the chat*
LaurenJ: Dinah please
DinahJ: *sigh* fine.
LaurenJ: YAY YOU LOVE ME AGAIN
DinahJ: Lauren I never stopped
DinahJ: even though you pissed me off, I could never stop loving you dummy
LaurenJ: I didn't break your heels
DinahJ: promise?
LaurenJ: I promise
DinahJ: wait, but if you didn't break them, then who did?
LaurenJ: it could've been one of the dogs or something
DinahJ: I never thought about that, maybe you're right
LaurenJ: I'm always right, now come out here and get your food woman
DinahJ: aw I love you Lo!
LaurenJ: I love you too D!
*Private texts between Canola and Melanie*
Crybaby: lol Dinah just blamed nugget for breaking her heels
Canola: lol she doesn't even know it was us
Crybaby: let's keep it that way
Crybaby: lol I have a strange sense of déjà vu rn
