*Private texts between Dinah and canola*
Canola: Dinah is lern with you?
DinahJ: yeah we're watching a movie
Canola: ... um why wasn't I invited???
DinahJ: you said you wanted to go shopping with Melanie
Canola: but?? I?? Still?? Didn't?? Get??? Invited????
DinahJ: jfc please don't start right now Camila 🤦🏽♂️
Canola: fine. But can you ask Lauren if she still likes me???
DinahJ: she's your girlfriend??? Of course she likes you wtf???
Canola: JUST ASK HER IF SHE STILL LIKES ME GOD DAMMIT
DinahJ: girl she has a phone text her yourself
Canola: Dinah. If. you're. my. best. friend. you'll. ask. her.
Canola: 🙃🙃🙃
DinahJ: jfc I can't see you but I bet you look crazy
Canola: oh you don't even know that half of it.
Canola: NOW ASK LAUREN IF SHE STILL LIKES ME GOD DAMMIT
DinahJ: FINE GIVE ME A SECOND GOSH. DONT YELL AT ME AHSHDNKDKD
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(two minutes later)
*private texts between canola and lern*
LaurenJ: Camz I love you
Canola: ??? Then why wasn't I invited to your guys little "movie" day ???
LaurenJ: Camila you're not even home
Canola: and how could you possibly know that????
LaurenJ: because I'm at your house
Canola: oh
Canola: oH
Canola: ......
Canola: sorry baby I love you lmao
LaurenJ: I love you too... bipolar...
Canola: UM ARE YOU TRYING TO START SHIT WITH ME???????
Canola: CAUSE YOU WONT WIN LAUREN, YOU WONT WIN.
LaurenJ: omfg Camz calm down gosh
Canola: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN LAUREN
Canola: ??? ALL I WANT IS YOUR LOVE AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE THIS????
LaurenJ: Camz just come over so I can shut you up
Canola: and how do you plan to "shut" me up Lauren?
Canola: I'm "bipolar" remember??????!
LaurenJ: I'll fuck the bipolar out of you
Canola: .......
Canola: ... wait
Canola: did this just turn sexual???
Canola: the things you make me feel in my head are not the same as the things you make me feel in my pants????
Canola: like I was trying to argue with you and you somehow made me horny????
LaurenJ: I have that effect on people Camz 😏😏😏
Canola: I love it when you call me Camz abajskskls
LaurenJ: ??? I always call you Camz???
Canola: yeah but like, being called "Camz" by you is like the most amazing feeling ever, gosh I love you so much *sigh*
LaurenJ: were you not just trying to argue with me like two minutes ago?
Canola: shut the fuck up Lauren, I love you now okay?
LaurenJ: okay gosh, I love you more baby
LaurenJ: we can fuck when you get home right?
LaurenJ: cause I'm horny as fuck
Canola: what about Dinah and the movie?
LaurenJ: I wanna fuck you and you're concerned about Dinah and the movie???
Canola: ... well what movie is it?
LaurenJ: does it matter?
Canola: just answer the question lern
LaurenJ: the notebook
Canola: and you're horny??
LaurenJ: yes Camz, I already told you this
Canola: HOW DO YOU GET HORNY DURING THE NOTEBOOK LAUREN??
LaurenJ: because I saw a picture of you...
Canola: aw Lolo I love you so much!
Canola: I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you when I get home
