Crybaby: ARE ANY OF YOU BITCHES READY TO GO EAT DINNER YET?????LaurenJ: not yet I'm still doing my hair
Crybaby: are you almost done with your hair?
LaurenJ: yes but then I have to do my makeup
Canola: and I have to watch Lauren do her makeup
Canola: but I'm ready
Canola: almost, I still need to put on actual clothes
DinahJ: lol I still have to blow dry my hair, straighten it, and do my makeup
Canola: I straightened my hair too!!
DinahJ: TWINS
LaurenJ: lol your guys hair is straight but y'all are not
Canola: gay and looking flawless 😏
Crybaby: WE'RE LITERALLY ONLY GOING TO RAISIN CANES
NormaniK: thanks for the invite
KylieJ: aren't you in Texas?
Allysus: YES BUT Y'ALL STILL COULD'VE ASKED
ArianaG: Kylie's not even close to being ready yet
Crybaby: KYLIE STOP CAKING YOUR GOD DAMN FACE, ACTING LIKE YOU'RE ABOUTA WALK THE RED CARPET AND SHIT
KylieJ: BITCH PAPARAZZI FOLLOWS ME AROUND EVERYWHERE
Canola: she's right, they've started following us around too
Canola: "is Kylie Jenner having an affair with mystery girls"
DinahJ: we're the mystery girls
NormaniK: yeah we kind of figured babe
Crybaby: IM FUCKING HUNGRY GUYS
LaurenJ: CALM YOUR TITS
DinahJ: perfection doesn't happen right away, bitch
NormaniK: lmao speak for yourself
LaurenJ: Ignoring mani's narcissistic comment, don't be mad that we like to get ready Melanie
Crybaby: Guys. We. Are. Literally. Only. Going. To. Raisin. Canes.
Crybaby: besides I don't see why you even do your makeup anyways Lauren, Camila licks and kisses your face so much it's all messed up by the end of the night
Allysus: hey if I lived in Miami, you'd have that problem babe
Canola: I like lern's face
ArianaG: maybe a little too much
Canola: *GASPS IN GAY*
KylieJ: you're so dramatic
Canola: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LIKING LERN'S FACE "too much"
DinahJ: I finished getting ready, my hair actually looks good blow dried, and I'm going for the simple look
Canola: YAY FOOD
KylieJ: Ari and I are on our way to canes, we're just stopping to get Ari's over night bag for the sleepover so we'll meet y'all there
NormaniK: SLEEPOVER?!
NormaniK: WHY ARE WE NEVER INVITED TO THESE THINGS????
Canola: BECAUSE YOU LIVE A GAZILLION MILES AWAY MANI, IM SAD ABOUT IT TOO
Allysus: I'm not, y'all annoying
DinahJ: wow...
DinahJ: I feel so fucking disrespected right now
DinahJ: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING REAL ALLY.
Allysus: we do, I was being 100% real, you're annoying as fuck
NormaniK: LMAO AGSJDKFLL
DinahJ: I can't believe this
DinahJ: the room is suddenly spinning I'm-
DinahJ:
Crybaby: you and Camila are the exact same, just a couple of dramatic ass hoes
Canola: WHAT
Allysus: Camila you better not fucking start
Canola: si papi
ArianaG: oh shit, daddy Ally makes an appearance again 😏
Crybaby: LAUREN MICHELLE JAUREGUI YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE NOT READY!
LaurenJ: DINAH'S NOT READY!
Crybaby: she's putting her shoes on!
LaurenJ: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT SHES DOING, LET ME TAKE MY TIME
Crybaby: whoever gets down here last, pays for our food
L,C,&D: ......
LaurenJ: NOT ME