Canola: guys
Canola: hey guys
Canola: GUYS
NormaniK: WHAT CAMILA? WHAT?
DinahJ: jfc chancho its 3 am, this better be important
Allysus: ^^^^
Canola: it is!
Crybaby: ... okay, so what is it?
Canola: you've all heard of Murphy's law right?
NormaniK: yeah??? Why???
DinahJ: ... no
Crybaby: yeah I haven't heard of it either pls explain
Canola: it states that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Allysus: oh okay
DinahJ: so what about it?
Canola: well have you guys heard of Cole's law?
NormaniK: no???
Crybaby: what the hell is that???
Canola: ... it's thinly sliced cabbage
LaurenJ: OMFG LOL AHAJSKSKSLSL
DinahJ: what
NormaniK: did you really just wake us up to tell us a joke about coleslaw???
Crybaby: omg I get it now
Allysus: that was awful
LaurenJ: I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR TWO MINUTES STRAIGHT HELP ME AHAJSKSLSK
Canola: ^ see Lauren gets it
LaurenJ: LMAO THINLY SLICED CABBAGE
NormaniK: ... how fucking whipped are you Lauren?
Crybaby: ^ honestly, it wasn't even funny
DinahJ: I didn't even know it was a joke till mani said it was
Canola: you guys have no sense of humor
Crybaby: no actually, you have no sense of humor Mila, like at all.
Canola: *GASP* TAKE THAT BACK
LaurenJ: Camz is funny asf wtf guys
LaurenJ: you all call me whipped but I genuinely laugh at her jokes, like a genuinely think they're funny
DinahJ: really? Camila tell us some of your best jokes, and if Lauren still thinks you're funny in the end, then we're the ones with no sense of humor
Allysus: are you serious? That's so not fair, I mean Lauren's whipped asf, she's gonna laugh at every single one
DinahJ: have faith in her ally.
Allysus: fine
Canola: OH YOU GUYS ARE ON
NormaniK: so we just sit here and read all of Camila's bad jokes?
Crybaby: it's way too late for this shit
Canola: okay I'm going now
Canola: why do chicken coops only have two doors?
NormaniK: omg I can already tell this is going to be awful
LaurenJ: why Camz?
Canola: because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
LaurenJ: OMG I GET IT AJAKSLSLS LOL
DinahJ: ... I don't... I don't get it
Canola: okay, how do you make a Kleenex dance?
Crybaby: omfg
Canola: you put a little boogie in it!
LaurenJ: LMFAO CAMZ STOP I CANT OMFG
Canola: I get so happy when you laugh at my jokes, I love you
LaurenJ: I LOVE YOU TOO BABY
DinahJ: whatever, just continue Mila
Canola: how do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
LaurenJ: OMG YES AHAJSKLSLS
Allysus: ... I feel so fucking insulted right now how dare you
Crybaby: that one sucked worse than the last ones
Canola: okay, last one
Canola: How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "rub it, rub it"!
LaurenJ: OMFG
LaurenJ: that was brilliant I can't stop laughing
DinahJ: ... you're so fucking whipped I had faith in you Lauren wtf
Crybaby: can I go back to sleep now?
NormaniK: I pray for your future children Camila, goodnight
Allysus: never, ever, joke about holy water again, bitch.
LaurenJ: I liked your jokes Camz
Canola: whelp, at least I have you on my side lern, and you're all I'll ever need💗
Canola: one more though
Canola: what's Forrest Gump's password?
LaurenJ: I don't know, what is it Camz?
Canola: 1forrest1
LaurenJ: OMG CAMZ STOP AHAJKSLSLDLD I AM DYING AJAKSLSL
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*Private texts between Taylor and Dinah*
TaylorJ: hey can you tell Lauren to stop laughing so loudly? it's 3 am and I have soccer practice tomorrow morning
TaylorJ: I tried texting her but she seems too busy laughing
DinahJ: ... holy shit that bitch actually thinks Camila's funny...
