A/n: I JUST HEARD STRANGERS AND I AM FUCKING SHOOK. JUST FUCKING SHOOK. ITS SO AMAZING, I AM SHOOK. THERE IS NO AMOUNT OF TIMES I CAN SAY "SHOOK" JUST TO JUSTIFY HOW SHOOK I AM.
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Allysus: my mom just threatened to hit me with the chancla.
LaurenJ: what'd you do?
Allysus: all I did was come home thirty minutes past my curfew!
Allysus: THEN SHE THREATENED TO HIT ME.
NormaniK: well what'd you say to her?
Allysus: I told that bitch to back tf up, before she gets smacked tf up. like tf she think she talking to?????
DinahJ: okay, now what'd you really say?
Allysus: .... I said sorry ma'am it won't happen again ....
LaurenJ: that sounds more accurate
KylieJ: lmao I can't relate I call my mom a bitch on a daily
ArianaG: and what does she say?
KylieJ: she calls me a bitch back
DinahJ: damn your mom must cuss a lot
KylieJ: LMAO
KylieJ: she used to cuss so much when I was growing up, I thought my name was "fuck"
Allysus: LMAO IF I EVER CALLED MY MOM A BITCH THAT WOULD BE MY LAST DAY ON EARTH.
Canola: LMAO YOU'RE A PUSSY ALLY.
Allysus: BITCH NOT ALL OF US ARE DISRESPECTFUL ASS HOES LIKE YOU.
Canola: WHAT???
Canola: YOU'RE THE MOST DISRESPECTFUL ONE OUT OF ALL OF US.
Allysus: not true, Dinah's here.
NormaniK: that's so sadly accurate
DinahJ: WHAT??? I'M NOT DISRESPECTFUL!
LaurenJ: didn't you and Melly beat up an old woman at Walmart for taking the last free sample of chicken tenders?
DinahJ: THEY WERE CHICKEN WINGS AND THAT BITCH HAD IT COMING!
Crybaby: lmao we're banned from Walmart now.
KylieJ: aren't you guys also banned from target?
Canola: they got me banned too! All because a nice security guard was politely asking us to calm down, and Dinah started roasting him cause he was bald.
DinahJ: LMAO HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE A PENIS
Canola: HE HAD A BONE CONDITION DINAH.
Crybaby: lmao that was funny as fuck
LaurenJ: Dinah and Melanie are the two most disrespectful people I know.
Canola: ally's pretty disrespectful too
Allysus: I'M NOT!
NormaniK: you threatened to beat an old man with your bible because he would read it.
Allysus: HE WAS LITERALLY DISRESPECTING GOD BY NOT READING THE BIBLE IN CHURCH
NormaniK: HE WAS BLIND.
LaurenJ: I don't even wanna imagine how disrespectful Ally and melanie are when they're together.
KylieJ: LMAO can't relate
KylieJ: Ari's literally a polite little bean
ArianaG: HEY I CAN BE DISRESPECTFUL!
DinahJ: someone tried to steal your phone once and you apologized for making it so complicated.
Canola: LMAO
