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Allysin: Y'ALL I FEEL SO FUCKING DISRESPECTED RIGHT NOW.

Canola: don't you always feel disrespected?

Allysin: shut the fuck up you fucking can of oil.

Canola: ... the amount of disrespect I feel right now ...

Allysin: DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD, DOES IT?

DinahJ: bitch just stfu and tell us why you feel disrespected

NormaniK: ally are you seriously still on this?

Allysin: YES BITCH.

Allysin: LET ME TELL Y'ALL

ArianaG: *grabs tea*

KylieJ: *takes babes tea*

ArianaG: *fucks you up*

KylieJ: *enjoys getting fucked up*

Crybaby: wanky 😏😏

LaurenJ: MELANIE BACK THE FUCK UP, THATS 👏🏽 MY 👏🏽 THING 👏🏽

Crybaby: NO BITCH. ITS 👏🏽 SANTANA'S 👏🏽 THING 👏🏽

Allysin: CAN I JUST TELL MY STORY

DinahJ: yes please

Allysin: ANYWAYS

Allysin: so mani and I were at the store right?

Canola: hold up, which store?

NormaniK: does it matter?

Canola: yes bc I wanna picture myself there.

NormaniK: Mila I love you, but you're really fucking stupid.

Canola: AWW MANI I LOVE YOU TOO

Canola: ... wait

Canola: hey!

Allysin: we were at Walmart camila.

Canola: okay, thank you!

LaurenJ: *thank youu!

DinahJ: why does my heart hurt all of a sudden?

Allysin: BITCHES PAY ATTENTION TO ME

ArianaG: JFC CALM DOWN, WE'RE LISTENING

Allysin: OKAY SO MANI AND I WERE AT WALMART RIGHT?

KylieJ: right

Allysin: THEN NORMANI FINDS A GARDEN GNOME TOY IN THE KIDS AISLE

LaurenJ: LMAO IM ALREADY DYING BECAUSE I SEE WHERE THIS IS HEADING

Allysin: THIS BITCH HAS THE AUDACITY TO BE LIKE "look ally I found your long lost mom"

Allysin: I WAS SO FUCKING SHOOK.

Allysin: AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, THE OLD LADY THAT WAS STANDING NEXT TO US STARTED LAUGHING.

Allysin: LIKE THE AMOUNT OF DISRESPECT I FEEL RIGHT NOW, IS UNREAL.

NormaniK: ally it wasn't even a big deal

Allysin: BITCH AN OLD LADY DIDN'T LAUGH AT YOU, DID SHE?

NormaniK: ... no

Allysin: THEN STFU BITCH

DinahJ: jfc ally, calm down

Allysin: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, BIG BIRD

DinahJ: everyone's the size of big bird compared to you, half pint.

Allysin: afahdjdklflf TRIGGERED.

DinahJ: exactly, so shut the fuck up allysun.

Allysin: why don't you shut the fuck up, deenah.

LaurenJ: DEENAH LMAO

DinahJ: ALLY YOU BITCH. MINE WAS AUTOCORRECT, BUT YOU KNOW IT TRIGGERS ME WHEN SOMEONE CALLS ME THAT AGSJDJFKLG

Allysin: sorry, deenah, I guess I forgot.

DinahJ: FUCK OFF MIDGET.

Canola: calm down guys

D&A: NO YOU BOOB-LESS BITCH

Canola: WELL FUCK YOU GUYS TOO THEN, DAMN.

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