*Private texts between Ari and canola*
Canola: you were the shadow to my light, did you feel us?
ArianaG: no, I don't feel anything, my hearts made of ice
Canola: another star, you fade away. afraid our aim is out of sight, wanna see us, alight.
ArianaG: I'll be alight-ing a blunt LMAO
ArianaG: wait, wtf does alight mean???
Canola: where you now?
ArianaG: on my way to the gym
Canola: where are you now?
ArianaG: okay you caught me, I'm eating
ArianaG: but it's a salad!
Canola: where are you now?
ArianaG: okay fine it's McDonald's....
Canola: was it all in my fantasy?
ArianaG: I mean, people tell me I look like a dream
Canola: where are you now?
ArianaG: bitch I just told you I'm at McDonald's
Canola: were you only imaginary?
ArianaG: ... no, I don't think so
Canola: where are you now?
ArianaG: BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU ASK ME THAT ONE MORE TIME ILL PULL UP ON YOU LIKE
ArianaG:
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Canola: Atlantis, under the sea, under the sea
ArianaG: lmao do you think that's were they recorded the little mermaid??
ArianaG: wait a minute... how did they get all the camera's and shit under the water???
Canola: another dream, the monsters running wild inside of me
ArianaG: ... are you possessed or something?
ArianaG: OH MY GOD, LET ME GO TELL ALLY TO GET HER BIBLE AGSJKDKDLD
ArianaG: DONT WORRY ILL SAVE YOU
ArianaG: GTFO OF MY BEST FRIEND SATAN.
Canola: I'm faded
ArianaG: ohhhhhhh
ArianaG: that explains why you're texting me all this weird shit
Canola: I'm faded
ArianaG: ... I know, you just told me that
ArianaG: lmao you must be higher than Jesus right now
Canola: so lost
ArianaG: did you get lost on your way home again??
Canola: I'm faded
ArianaG: bitch I know that, do you need me to pick you up??
ArianaG: where are you?
Canola: these shallow waters never met what I needed.
ArianaG: ... um okay?
ArianaG: wait, are you at the beach???
Canola: I'm letting go, a deeper dive
ArianaG: bitch no, stay out of the water
ArianaG: I don't want you to get eaten by a shark that's craving Cuban food
Canola: eternal silence of the sea, I'm breathing, alive.
ArianaG: well good to know you're breathing
ArianaG: omg do you think it's possible to text when you're dead?
Canola: where are you now?
ArianaG: McDonald's
Canola: where are you now?
ArianaG: BiTch I'm still at McDonald's tf
Canola: under the bright, but faded lights, you set my heart on fire
ArianaG: it's not possible to set someone's heart on fire
ArianaG: I mean, I don't think so
ArianaG: I'll just ask mani, she's smart asf
Canola: where are you now?
ArianaG: on my way to fuck your bitch
Canola: where are you now?
ArianaG: okay fine, I'm buying another cheeseburger...
Canola: where are you now?
ArianaG: okay you caught me, I'm buying two more cheeseburgers
Canola: where are you now?
ArianaG: okay fine, I'm buying fries too
Canola: where are you now?
ArianaG: FINE I BOUGHT FOUR CHEESEBURGERS AND TWO LARGE FRIES. YOU CAUGHT ME. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?????
Canola: ...........
Canola: wtf Ari, how the hell are you gonna eat all that food by yourself??
Canola: this was just a song lyric prank, but god damn girl.
ArianaG: wtf afshsjkdldld a prank? Really mila???
Canola: yes LMAO
Canola: are you gonna share all that food though? 😏
ArianaG: the person you are trying to reach, has voice mailbox that is currently full.
Canola: I'll take that as a no.
