A/n: idk about y'all... but that first tear that fell at the beginning killed me .... thoughts on who y'all think this is about?
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LaurenJ: do you guys think bananas have feelings?
NormaniK: ... Camila is that you?
LaurenJ: nope just a high jauregui
Canola: I WONDER THAT EVERYDAY
ArianaG: if bananas have feelings, do you think they get hurt and upset when we eat them?
KylieJ: or maybe they feel insulted when we choose another banana from their bunch
Crybaby: that last banana must feel disrespected as fuck.
DinahJ: the confidence level of that banana makes me sad
Allysus: ... y'all are real having a full conversation... about. banana's.
Allysus: I can't help but feel like this is the normalest conversation we've ever had.
LaurenJ: fuck ally, "normalest" isn't a word
DinahJ: and even while she's higher than a kite, she's still the grammar queen
LaurenJ: I'm the queen of everything
Canola: true, the queen of the school, the queen of the bedroom, the queen of her house... the queen of my heart...
LaurenJ: AWWW CAMZI THAT WAS CUTE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Canola: I LOVE YOU TOO BABY
LaurenJ: WANNA HAVE SEX?
LaurenJ: shit my caps lock was still on
ArianaG: now all I can do is imagine Lauren yelling at the top of her lungs "YOU WANNA HAVE SEX"
DinahJ: Camila's usually the one who does that
KylieJ: last week she yelled that from across the hallway
Allysus: of her house???
KylieJ: no. of our school.
NormaniK: LMAO NO SHAME
DinahJ: do any of us have shame?
DinahJ: I mean we have a gay little bean who has an obsession with bananas and Lauren's boobs, we have a bitch that has lips the size of Camila's boobs, we have a dumb ass who is confused all of the time
DinahJ: we have a girl who's literally perfect with titties that make you wanna dip your face into them, we have a midget who is sometimes sinful or holier than the Virgin Mary, we have a girl who loves grammar more than life itself, then we have a girl who's dating the sinful holy midget, and the perfect Polynesian princess
Canola: I'm not Polynesian though...
Crybaby: I believe you're the little gay bean
Canola: I'm actually so okay with that
LaurenJ: awww thanks D! I know I have perfect with perfect titties
NormaniK: girl she was talking about me
ArianaG: I thought she was talking about me??
ArianaG: I'm confused...
DinahJ: my point stands
KylieJ: my lips are not the size of Camila's boobs!
KylieJ: they're bigger.
Allysus: LMAO SHADE AGSJDKFL
Crybaby: mine was spot on
LaurenJ: they were all spot on...
LaurenJ: we're a weird ass group of friends
