Crybaby: GUYS IM IN LOVE WITH THE WEEKND AND LANA DEL REY'S SONG LUST FOR LIFELaurenJ: OH MY GOD SAME
ArianaG: ... I've never heard it ...
Allysus: WHAT THE FUCK
Allysus: HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK????
DinahJ: that song makes me wet
NormaniK: ^ you make me wet
Allysus: y'all both make me wet
NormaniK: ^ ally shut the fuck up
Allysus: aLlY shuT tHe fUCk uP
Canola: Lauren and I had sex to that song
Canola: oh have we moved on from that topic?
LaurenJ: ... I believe so
LaurenJ: and stop telling them about our sex life
KylieJ: WE CAN ALL HEAR IT MIGHT AS WELL TELL US ABOUT IT.
ArianaG: true lmao
Crybaby: I don't remember the last time I actually got a good nights sleep
DinahJ: that's why I put on my headphones and blast that video of mani singing to rocket by Beyoncé
DinahJ: if I imagine hard enough it's almost like she's singing right next to me in bed
NormaniK: awww Dinah! I love you
DinahJ: then I touch myself
DinahJ: ......
NormaniK: .........
DinahJ: I love you too
ArianaG: GOALS LMAO
Canola: don't feel special I have the same video of mani singing
DinahJ: *GASP*
DinahJ: MANI IS THIS TRUE?????
NormaniK: ... yes
Canola: her voice is like music to my ears
DinahJ: BITCH YOU BETTER DELETE THE VIDEO
Canola: wtf why?????
DinahJ: CAUSE AT THE BEGINNING SHE SINGS "let me sit this ass on you"
Canola: which is exactly why I'm not gonna delete it 😏
Allysus: LMAO NORMILA
ArianaG: secretly my guilty pleasure
Crybaby: SAME LMAO
LaurenJ: threesome?
KylieJ: ... Dinah is that you?
ArianaG: wait... did Dinah and Lauren switch bodies?
Allysus: or they could've just switched phones
ArianaG: now that's just ridiculous ally
Allysus: really? You think it's more likely that they switched bodies?
ArianaG: uh yeah, duh. That's what I just said
Allysus: I'm praying for you honey.
LaurenJ: NO LMAO, DINAH AND I DIDN'T SWITCH BODIES OR PHONES. IVE JUST BEEN HAVING SOME REALLY WEIRD WET DREAMS ABOUT MANI AND CAMZ
DinahJ: WAIT WHY AM I NOT IN YOUR DREAMS?????
LaurenJ: because the dreams I have about you are special and we're alone
KylieJ: LAURINAH OH MY GOD
Canola: Ignoring the last part...
Canola: CAN WE HAVE A THREESOME WITH MANI?
Canola: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LERN
NormaniK: IM SO DOWN
DinahJ: OVER MY DEAD BODY
DinahJ: IF YOU THINK IM GONNA LET YOU GUYS HAVE A THREESOME WITHOUT ME Y'ALL DEAD WRONG
KylieJ: you're like the ideal vision of a girlfriend
ArianaG: BITCH STAY IN YOUR LANE.
KylieJ: okay sorry...
ArianaG: sorry what?
KylieJ: sorry mistress.
LaurenJ: wOW OKAY THEN
Crybaby: wait can i join the foursome???
Allysus: no. you're mine. End of story
Crybaby: yes daddy
ArianaG: DADDY ALLY MAKES ME WET
KylieJ: same though