DinahJ: yo guys, are cucumbers just gay pickles?LaurenJ: well good morning to you too Dinah
Crybaby: I h8 pickles
ArianaG: LMAO I LOVE THEM
KylieJ: that's disgusting
Canola: what you got against pickles Kylie?
KylieJ: I feel violated whenever I eat them
Allysus: I always regret opening this chat.
NormaniK: DINAH
DinahJ: yes my love?
NormaniK: can we have phone sex tonight, I have needs that only you can fulfill
DinahJ: we can have phone sex right now the fuck
Allysus: sinful ass little lesbians
LaurenJ: Ally you're a sinful lesbian too
Allysus: oh shit, you right
ArianaG: guys what if we're all secretly robots engineered to think that we're teenage girls?
LaurenJ: whatever you've been smoking, I need some.
Canola: BUT WHAT IF ARI IS RIGHT THOUGH????
Canola: AND EVERY TIME WE SLEEP, WE JUST RECHARGE, THATS WHY WE NEED SLEEP
LaurenJ: that actually is why we need sleep babe, but we're not robots.
Allysus: ... unless Lauren's working for the humans ...
NormaniK: DUN, DUN, DUN
KylieJ: if we are robots, then how come we have feelings?
ArianaG: maybe they designed us to have normal feelings so we wouldn't know we're robots
DinahJ: lmao they fucked up on Lauren's emotions cause she's bipolar as fuck
LaurenJ: yeah well they fucked up on your height, big bird.
Canola: hey! that means they fucked up on your height too Ally, midget.
Allysus: yeah well they forgot your boobs.
Canola: afahdjfklf triggered
Crybaby: LMAO ITS OKAY MILA, THEY FORGOT MINE TOO
ArianaG: at least they gave you all butts, I'm like a teenage boy
LaurenJ: I'm perfect.
NormaniK: LMAO SAME
KylieJ: I'm v self conscious so I'm just not gonna say anything
ArianaG: BUT BABE YOU'RE LITERALLY PERFECT
KylieJ: LMAO NAH, KENDALL ALWAYS MAKES FUN OF ME FOR HAVING LIP INJECTIONS
Canola: pretty sure if we all had the money you do, we'd all change something about ourselves
Canola: except for lern she's perfect
LaurenJ: thank you baby 😘
ArianaG: GUYS I HAVE A THEARY
LaurenJ: a what?
ArianaG: you know like an idea about something
LaurenJ: a theory?
ArianaG: yeah that's what I said
LaurenJ: no, it's not
ArianaG: ITS THE SAME THING LAUREN
LaurenJ: no Ari it's- you know what? Yeah, theary. That's totally a word.
LaurenJ: dumb ass.
ArianaG: I know, that's what I said.
LaurenJ: *facepalm*
KylieJ: LMAO, what's your theory baby?
ArianaG: WHAT IF WHEN WE GET SURGERY TO FIX SOMETHING ABOUT OURSELVES, ITS REALLY THE SCIENTISTS MAKING US BETTER
Allysus: you're still on that robot theory?
ArianaG: YES
Canola: that does make sense though
Crybaby: wait a second, Ariana just made sense...
Allysus: y'all I think we just entered a parallel universe
ArianaG: aw thank you!
ArianaG: ....
ArianaG: wait
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