Canola: whelp i already know it's gonna be a bad dayKylieJ: ... that physically hurts me
Allysus: FIVE SECOND RULE MIJA
LaurenJ: lmao camz, your noodles are dead on the floor mija
Canola: MY LIFE SUCKS
DinahJ: wait a second, aren't those my noodles?
Canola: ...
DinahJ: CAMILA YOU BITCH
ArianaG: I can feel Dinah's sense of betrayal from here.
LaurenJ: oh you're sitting next to Dj?
ArianaG: no.
Allysus: lmao same
Canola: YOU GUYS IM SO FUCKING PISSED.
NormaniK: why? What did Lauren do this time?
LaurenJ: wHy? WhAt dID laUreN dO thIs tIME¿
KylieJ: LMAO I LOVE THAT MEME
Allysus: ITS ALL MELANIE'S BEEN SENDING ME FOR THE PAST MONTH
Canola: DON'T MENTION THAT LITTLE BITCHES NAME.
ArianaG: why??? What did Melanie do??
LaurenJ: wait camz, you're mad at Mells???
Canola: MAD IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
LaurenJ: no babe, mad is an adjective.
Allysus: Lauren stfu and let Canola tell us why she's mad at my girlfriend
KylieJ: g i r l f r i e n d
KylieJ: MY MALLY FEELS.
ArianaG: me every time Camren breathes around each other
DinahJ: GIRL SAME
NormaniK: GUYS STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC IM TRYNNA HEAR THE GOSSIP.
KylieJ: isn't Melanie in this group chat though?
NormaniK: I STILL WANT THAT TEA.
Canola: LMAO OKAY, LET ME TELL Y'ALL
LaurenJ: spill it
Canola: BABE IM NOT ONLY GONNA SPILL IT, IMMA DROP IT, SPLURGE IT, HECK, IM EVEN GONNA HAVE SEX WITH IT.
LaurenJ: wait WHAT
Canola: I mean what
NormaniK: *facepalm*
Canola: ANYWAYS
Canola: SO MELANIE HAS THE AUDACITY TO HANG OUT WITH OTHER GIRLS.
Allysus: WHO ARE THEY?! ILL KILL THEM.
Canola: don't worry they're not her type
Allysus: what do you mean?
Canola: they're like, normal height
Allysus: YOU BITCH
ArianaG: wait why are you mad that she hung out with other girls?
Canola: BECAUSE IM HER MOTHER FUCKEN BEST FRIEND.
Canola: IM LIKE LITERALLY HER LIFE???? WHY IS SHE TAKING ME FOR GRANTED??????
Allysus: BITCH IM HER LIFE, BACK OFF.
Canola: BISH IVE BEEN HER LIFE SINCE SHE BEAT UP DORITO BOY ON THE PLAY GROUND FOR ME IN KINDERGARTEN
KylieJ: awww that's so cute tho
Canola: BUT SHE DECIDED TO BETRAY ME BY HANGING OUT WITH THOSE WHORES.
DinahJ: jfc chancho calm down
Canola: I WILL NOT.
Canola: AND I KNOW YOU'RE MAD TOO.
DinahJ: why would I be mad? So she's hanging out with another girl, so what?
Canola: no cheechee, she's not just hanging out with one girl, she's hanging out with two.
DinahJ: THAT FUCKING BITCH
DinahJ: HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO US??? AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH.
DinahJ: I GAVE HER MY SOUR PATCH KIDS YESTERDAY
LaurenJ: Dinah those were my sour patch kids...
ArianaG: yeah and the bag was empty because you ate them all.
DinahJ: IT WAS THE GESTURE THAT COUNTS FUCK OFF
Crybaby: hey guys
Crybaby: ... oh god I just read the messages
Canola: DID YOU HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LITTLE WHORES????
Crybaby: yes I had so much fun with my COUSINS.
D&C: ........ shit
Allysus: lmao y'all be jumping to conclusions like Normani jumps on this dick
NormaniK: ALLY I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DISRESPECT ME ONE MORE TIME
Allysus: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NORMAN????
KylieJ: lmao NORMAN
NormaniK: I WILL SHOVE YOU IN MY PURSE ALLY, DONT TEST ME
LaurenJ: LMAO WHY DIDNT WE DO THAT WHEN SHE WAS DRUNK AS FUCK LAST MONTH AND DIDNT WANNA LEAVE THE CLUB?
Allysus: FUCK YOU GUYS WTF