A/n: CHARLI XCX AND CAMILA ARE COLLABING??? I AM SHOOK AHAJSKSK😻
*Private texts between Lauren and Camila*
LaurenJ: I am literally shook
Canola: what did I do now?
LaurenJ: no nothing, I think?? Idk what did you do???
Canola: NOTHING GOSH
LaurenJ: um okay?
Canola: I totally didn't get chicken wing sauce all over your new hoodie
LaurenJ: WHAT
Canola: I mean what
LaurenJ: ....
Canola: so why are you shook?
LaurenJ: Normani just mailed me Ally's smut bible ahajskskkskd
Canola: OMFG
Canola: PUBLISH IT AND MAKE COPIES
LaurenJ: it's called "Allyson's sinful dairy"
Canola: COME OVER
Canola: NEVER MIND I AM ON MY WAY AHSJSKDLDL
Canola: DONT START WITHOUT ME
LaurenJ: OKAY HURRY
(Two hours later)
*In the group chat.*
LaurenJ: AHAJSKSLSKS GUYS
DinahJ: yes?
LaurenJ: CAMILA AND I JUST SPENT LIKE TWO HOURS READING ALLY'S SMUT BIBLE
Allysus: WTF NO YOU DIDNT
Canola: OH YES WE DID
Allysus: that's impossible, my smut bibles here
NormaniK: .....
Allysus: WHERE TF IS MY SMUT BIBLE?????????
Canola: lol the Lauren and Normani chapter made me v horny
LaurenJ: nah that threesome with Camz, Melanie, and Dinah is what made me horny
Allysus: GIVE ME MY BOOK ITS NOT FINISHED YET
LaurenJ: WHAT
LaurenJ: THERES LIKE FORTY CHAPTERS OF PURE SMUT, ALLY, HOW IS IT NOT DONE???
Allysus: I haven't made a normila chapter
Allysus: and a Norminah+Camren foursome
Allysus: I gotta do a Melanie and Dinah one
Allysus: a dinally chapter
Allysus: and a camally+Dinah chapter
NormaniK: DAMN ALLY
DinahJ: smh and you call yourself "pure"
Canola: she's right it's not done yet
Canola: there's a cliff hanger on chapter forty
Allysus: I know, that's why I need it back so I can finish it
DinahJ: ... wait can i read it first
Allysus: no, its bad enough that Camren read it
NormaniK: I also read it
Crybaby: hold up Lauren, Dinah and I are on our way
LaurenJ: okay bring food
DinahJ: got it
Allysus: NO STOP AHAJSKLSLSL
Allysus: I FORBID YOU GUYS
Allysus: HOW DID YOU GUYS EVEN GET THE BOOK ANYWAYS?????
LaurenJ: mani mailed it to me
Allysus: NORMANI KORDEI
NormaniK: ....... yes?
Allysus: HOW COULD YOU
Allysus: WHY DID YOU DO IT???
NormaniK: you ate my leftover chipotle
Allysus: YOU SAID I COULD HAVE IT
NormaniK: I DIDNT MEAN IT
Allysus: I hate you wtf
