A/n: CAMILA'S PERFORMANCE SNATCHED WEAVES EVERYWHERE
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LaurenJ: you guys know who I really fucking love
Canola: camz?
LaurenJ: no
Canola: WHAT
LaurenJ: I'm kidding babe, of course I love you 😘
DinahJ: wow, Lauren actually used an emoji
LaurenJ: I ALWAYS USE EMOJIS
ArianaG: never in this group chat
LaurenJ: because I hate all of you except for camz
NormaniK: WTF
NormaniK: WOW LAUREN
NormaniK: TRYING TO PLAY ME FOR A FOOL I SEE
NormaniK: ITS OVER.
LaurenJ: ??? It never started ???
Allysus: OH SHIT
KylieJ: DAMN MANI SHE JUST SNATCHED YO WEAVE
NormaniK: whatever Lauren, Mila loves me, right Mila?
Canola: .... mani are you cheating on me with Lauren???
Canola: am I really... THE SECOND CHOICE
Crybaby: I believe the proper term would be the other woman, Mila.
ArianaG: Kylie prefers mistress
KylieJ: ARI THAT WASNT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THE BEDROOM.
NormaniK: LMAO
NormaniK: but no Mila, Dinah's the first choice, you and Lauren are my side hoes
DinahJ: 😏😏 boom bitches
LaurenJ: whatever, Dinah still wets the bed
DinahJ: THAT WAS ONE TIME
Crybaby: wasn't it like seven times in all?
Crybaby: I had to wash your sheets all seven times
DinahJ: THAT WAS A SECRET MELANIE WTF
DinahJ: I TRUSTED YOU
DinahJ: I THOUGHT WE WERE BFFLS
Canola: BITCH FALL BACK SHES BEEN MINE SINCE KINDERGARTEN
KylieJ: goals
KylieJ: I wish I had a best friend
ArianaG: WTF AM I???
KylieJ: ... my girlfriend
Allysus: you know Kylie, it really hurts that you've been in the group chat for a million chapters now, and you still don't think we're your best friends
KylieJ: first of all, chapters? Second of all, you guys consider me your best friend?
Canola: ally has this crazy idea that we're part of a book, which is weird
Canola: who the hell writes a whole book on girls texting?
Canola: and yes we do consider you our bff
Canola: the final puzzle piece to this chat
LaurenJ: yeah, so don't break up with Ari because then it'd be awkward
ArianaG: don't you and Camila break up like every two months?
NormaniK: LMAO SHADE
Canola: TRIGGERED
Canola: hello darkness my old friend
Crybaby: so we're just gonna ignore the fact that Dinah still wets the bed?
DinahJ: BITCH YOU STILL SUCK ON A PACIFIER.
Allysus: I find it kind of hot idk why
LaurenJ:
Allysus: I'm wet
Allysus: Wait...
Allysus: WHY TF DO YOU HAVE THAT PICTURE OF MY GIRLFRIEND IN HER BRA??????
LaurenJ: calm your tits midget, she walks around naked most of the time it's nothing we haven't seen before
KylieJ: I think you guys have seen me naked too
DinahJ: and me
Canola: me too, but not by choice, Dinah stole my towel and my clothes when I was in the shower once
LaurenJ: I have the video
Crybaby: IF MILA EVER DUMPS YOU SEND IT TO PORN HUB
Canola: I HATE YOU GUYS WTF