LaurenJ: babe, why the fuck weren't you at school today?
Canola: I'm sorry babe, I died in a car accident.
NormaniK: ....... wtf mila
ArianaG: OH MY GOSH MILA ARE YOU OKAY????
DinahJ: WELL OBVIOUSLY NOT IF SHE DIED BITCH
Crybaby: NO THIS CANT BE
Crybaby: MILA NO PLS DONT BE DEAD
Canola: I'm sorry guys.
Canola: but it was too late.
DinahJ: WELL HOW DID YOU DIE?
Canola: Toxic by Britney Spears came on, and I just... I just couldn't resist the urge to get lit asf.
Canola: so as I was dancing and singing in my car like there was no tomorrow, but I failed to see that there was a fucking tele-tubby. So I swerved past it (heroically saving it's life) and hit a pole.
Canola: where I thankfully got out of the car, but soon got hit by a bus trying to finish the dance number to toxic in the middle of the road.
Canola: so yeah, long story short I'm dead now.
DinahJ: I'm so sad right now 😭😭
ArianaG: DAMN YOU BRITNEY SPEARS... DAMN YOU.
Canola: now, now, lets not blame Britney for being so awesome. We shall only blame fate.
Crybaby: CAN I STILL SEE YOU? LIKE EVEN THOUGH YOURE A GHOST???
Canola: yes.
Crybaby: OH THANK GOD.
Canola: only you guys can see me, everyone else can't.
ArianaG: THATS CRAZY YO
ArianaG: I can't believe you died while listening to toxic
DinahJ: I always knew you'd go out listening to a smoking hot blonde
DinahJ: but I thought you'd be listening to her do other things
LaurenJ: um first of all, excuse you bitch?
LaurenJ: second of all, you three are honestly the definition of idiots.
ArianaG: HAVE SOME COMPASSION LAUREN. CAMILA DIED.
Canola: yeah lo! Don't you care?
LaurenJ: CAMILA YOU ARE LITERALLY ORDERING STARBUCKS RIGHT NOW!
Canola: you can't prove that.
LaurenJ: WE'RE ON THE PHONE
Crybaby: oh my god...
NormaniK: I bet you all feel hella dumb now lmao
Crybaby: we do.
DinahJ: ... yeah honestly I just can't believe this...
ArianaG: I know ...
M,A,D: I CANT BELIEVE STARBUCKS CAN SEE AND SERVE TO GHOST!!
LaurenJ: *facepalm* why didn't we see that coming?
Allysus: I just... I don't even know who to respond to any of this group chat anymore.
NormaniK: lauren, ally, you guys do realize we're literally dating the biggest idiots in the world, right?
NormaniK: except for Ari she's a lonely bitch
ArianaG: well now apparently Lauren is too
DinahJ: no that's not true! Just cause mila's dead doesn't mean her and Lauren aren't dating!
Crybaby: yeah Ari! You can date a ghost!
Crybaby: have you not seen that movie "ghost"??
LaurenJ: she couldn't even see him for like half of the movie you idiots
LaurenJ: and she moved on, remember she dated his killer for awhile
ArianaG: THEY WERE STILL IN LOVE LAUREN
ArianaG: SO STOP BEING A BUZZKILL
NormaniK: speaking of buzzkill, where's mila?
Canola: sorry I died again, this time I fell down a slide
ArianaG: OH MY GOSH YOU CAN DIE MORE THAN ONCE????
L,A,N: ...
*LaurenJ, NormaniK, and Allysus, have now left the chat.*
