A/n: I HAVE QUESTIONS HAS HAD ME SOBBING FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT AGSHDJDK
-Canola: there's like 7 billion people in this world, and Lauren chose me
Canola: how amazing is that
DinahJ: AGSHDJFK CAMILA'S IN HER FEELS AGAIN
Canola: like there's so many people out there and she chose me
Canola: it still has me shook agshdjfk
Allysus: *prepares for more gay*
LaurenJ: THOSE 7 BILLION PEOPLE ARE IRRELEVANT BECAUSE I ONLY WANT YOU
NormaniK: *is offended because I am one of those 7 billion people*
DinahJ: MY TURN TO BE GAY
KylieJ: *prepares for norminah*
DinahJ: 7 billion people in this world and I'm the one mani's sending nudes too
ArianaG: That's so... that's so beautiful Dinah...
NormaniK: THE ONLY ONE THATS GETTING MY NUDES WILL FOREVER BE YOU DINAH JANE 💗
KylieJ: norminah for the win 😏
Crybaby: ALLY SAY SOMETHING CUTE
Allysus: so many asses out there yet I only wanna tap yours
Crybaby: THATS THE CUTEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME AFSHDJFK
ArianaG: hey Kylie?
KylieJ: *prepares to be happy*
KylieJ: yes baby?
ArianaG: stop hogging the fucking sheets whenever I sleep over, it's annoying as fuck
LaurenJ: LMAO ARI
KylieJ: I hate you sfm
Canola: awwww Kylie ill say something gay to you!
LaurenJ: **I'll
Allysus: stfu Lauren no one cares
LaurenJ: Actually hobbit, some of us do care about proper grammar. But you wouldn't know because all you care about is reaching the high shelf.
DinahJ: OH SHIT
Canola: I WAS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING CUTE TO KYLIE EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP
Canola: anyways
Canola: Kylie, you look beautiful
KylieJ: Mila you haven't even seen me today
NormaniK: we don't need to see you to know that you're beautiful
Canola: WHAT THE FUCK MANI YOU TOOK MY LINE
NormaniK: swooping in and stealing your game 😏
ArianaG: ALL OF YOU NEED TO BACK TF OFF MY GIRLFRIEND
Crybaby: THEN TREAT HER RIGHT BITCH
Allysus: Guys I'm super horny right now
LaurenJ: where the fuck did that come from?
Allysus: thinking about tapping Melanie's ass
Crybaby: you know what that means?😏😏
Allysus: start praying for forgiveness??
Crybaby: NO DUMBASS
Crybaby: PHONE SEX.
Allysus: oh, that's actually a lot better than praying
LaurenJ: lmao y'all need to do some praying, you sinful ass lesbians
DinahJ: you're one to talk Lauren, I've seen yours and Camila's sex drawer
Canola: we have a full closet in the basement
KylieJ: is that why there's a locked room?
ArianaG: I always wanted to know what was behind that room
Canola: lots and lots of sex toys
NormaniK: I'm getting some serious fifty shades of grey vibes
DinahJ: LMAO REMEMBER THE CONTRACT CAMILA MADE LAUREN SIGN????
Crybaby: OH YEAH LMAO
Canola: I forgot all about that!
Canola: I still have it!
Canola: ... all thirty copies of it ...
LaurenJ: you're fucking crazy
Canola: you love it 😏